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  • A store for all women!

    2007-12-26 1:32PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看

    The husband store

    A brand new store has just opened in London that sells Husbands.
    When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:-

    "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.
    You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building."

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

    She goes on up to the 2nd.

    The 2nd floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. She continues up to the 3rd.

    The 3rd floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous and Help with Housework.
    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and are caring sensitive lovers.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012,065 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

    The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited.

    I'm not sure how true is this? I think is normal as we are looking for the best. There is no U-turn for gal once they get married. However guys will always can U-turn. They lose nothing.


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