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  • Have a good laugh !!!

    2007-10-17 9:53PM / / Mood / 會員可以看

    A very funny story about auditor. You might love it.

    A politician, a thief & a PWC employee died & went straight to hell.

    Politician said, 'I miss my country.
    I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there.'
    She called and talked for about 5 minutes, and
    then she asked, 'Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call?
    'The devil says, 'Five million dollars.
    'The Politician wrote him a cheque and went back to sit on her chair.

    Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming,
    'My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too.
    ' He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked,
    'Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call?
    'The devil says, 'Ten million dollars'. With a smug look on his face,
    he wrote a cheque and went back to sit on his chair.

    PWC employee was even more jealous & starts screaming,
    'I want to call my office friends, managers and partners.
    'He called other PWC employees and he talked for twenty hours about his audit files and jobs and the new clients. He talked & talked & talked, then he asked,
    'Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call?
    'The devil says, 'Twenty dollars.'PWC employer is stunned & says 'Twenty dollars? Only?
    ' Devil says...

    'Calling from Hell to Hell is consider Local Call.'

    Lesson of the day : Work hard = Hell. Agreed?

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