A Few Flics

There are so many things wrong with this:




when you get up close to this little statuette and look down to read the sign, it looks like it says: SPASTIC CHILDREN'S ASS.  and is it even ok to call them that? "spastic?"  isn't that like calling them "gimpy?"

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on a different note:

this dude was chillin so hard that i swear i felt a draft. just CHILLIN and not giving a fuck. you've got to be the coolest motherfucker on earth to wear matching beige turtleneck and beige slacks (with the super hard crease!). he just sat there with a lemonade, reading his book. he was probably reading HOW FUCKING COOL AM I? and on the inside, the entire book is just one page and it says, "the coolest."