CHRONOLOGY

first you get boozed up, puff a stogie, then get so fresh-and-so-clean, pop a few get-stiff pills, strap on the safe-sex-latex, get some antibiotics in case she gave you something (even through the c'dom), and then pop some melatonin to zonk the fuck out...

beer. cigar. perfume. viagra. condom. drugs. melatonin. BOOM.

this is basically a one stop shop.