Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs...

right next to the jar of striped vagina, of course.



and if you indeed have a spotted dick or a striped vagina, you will probably not want anyone trespassing your private area.



this makes such little sense that it fucking made me angry.



sometimes you have to ask for business...



apparently, caring mothers who are holding their children's hands are not allowed in this establishment.



it's best to be the first customer here because judging by the name, there is only one of each.