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• Cursed!!!

  2008-06-27 11:46AM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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  It's such a curse to be born with a huge passion for food.....especially desserts.....and yet, at the same time, possess an equal passion for fashion and all things pretty and looking good.  The two things DO NOT GO HAND IN HAND.  If I wanna look hot and stylish, I gotta subject myself to a simple diet of lettuce, celery and bird food (i.e. Mueslix and oatmeal) with an occassional bland, emery board textured  turkey breast thrown in.  Yet, I wanna fit into those 28" waist Gucci tight fit jeans.....but I wanna have my cake and eat it too!! In fact, the WHOLE CAKE. 

  Actually I shouldn't complain, before I hit the big THREE O, I had the slim waist line of 28" for a long time. In fact, I was always the laughing stock of my fashion class because I was slimmer than 80% of the girls in my class.  Well, I guess as they say in Chinese, NO FLOWERS ARE FRAGRANT FOR A 100 DAYS....I'm starting to keep all the gelatos, tira misus, hamburgers, and pizzas in my system now....and thus, I really gotta get back to my rabbit food diet.  Two carrots per day should help!  I am also not to go near a XTC ice cream shop within 20 feet.....I will hang out at California Fitness like a gym rat, followed by 40 laps at the pool.  I vow to loose all the extra fat in my body by JULY........less than a week's time??  God help me!  Amen.

  In the meantime, here's something to keep me and all salivating because I am forever banning myself near any foods with sucrose, fructose, and all the other different oses....I wonder how long this will last you all say.......at most from previous experience, 3 days if I am lucky!  But serious, must go to the gym more often!

  FORBIDDEN TREASURE 1:  GELATI

  

  FORBIDDEN TREASURE 2:  BERRIES WITH YOGHURT AND CREAM

  

  FORBIDDEN TREAURE THREE:   LOOK WHAT'S IN MY NIECE'S HAND!!!

  A HUGE BOX OF KRISPY KREMES!!!!  IT'S A SIN~~~~ONE CAN GO STRAIGHT TO

  FAT AND LARD FACE HELL WITH JUST ONE