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  • 烹飪大師來訪…

    2007-10-28 12:18PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    The highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies arrived in Hong Kong sometime last week to show us how it was done.  When I say “it”, I mean food.  As soon as he appeared before us, he suggested loudly that we better “recognize”.   We attempted to “recognize” as instructed.

     

    First he demonstrated a special ability (which some people dub, “star” power) which causes a supposedly “closed for the afternoon” restaurant to miraculously open their doors and services to us.

    | 最高級別的烹飪黑帶、食物研究禪宗大師上周到香港，向我們展示了它是如何完成的。我說的"它"是指食物。他一出現在我們面前，就大聲建議我們最好學會"認知"，於是我們在他的指導下嘗試"認知"。

    首先他展示了一項特殊能力(某些人稱為"明星效應")：本來下午要關門休息的餐廳奇跡般地營業，為我們服務。

     

    The highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies was all smiles as our lesson began with the clashing of “beer” mugs.

    | 我們的課程以碰"啤酒"杯開始，最高級別的烹飪黑帶、食物研究禪宗大師微笑著。

    But no more than 6 seconds after the meat arrived, berating critiques of our grilling techniques came churning forth freely and stridently from his maw.

    | 但是，當肉上桌不超過6秒的時間，對我們燒烤技術的嚴厲批評開始率直、刺耳地響起。

    This continued for what seemed like days.

     

    Lesson of the Day – Next time we eat anything without the highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies, don’t blog about it.  In fact, don’t tell anyone at all.  And if someone does find out, force an oath of eternal silence or cut out their tongue.

    | 批評持續了一整天。

    今日教訓—下次別跟最高級別的烹飪黑帶、食物研究禪宗大師一起吃東西，也不要寫博客。其實不該告訴任何人。萬一有人發現了，要讓他發毒誓永遠不說出去，否則割掉他的舌頭。

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  • PurpleCraze
    PurpleCraze
    留言於2010-03-18 1:20AM [举报]
    LMFAO. Vanness, wait your turn ;)
  • shancai1978
    shancai1978
    留言於2008-07-18 1:30AM [举报]
    nice
    wo ai ni!!!!!!
    aww i miss you and kangta awww
    miss kangta!!!
  • AsianShoes
    AsianShoes
    留言於2008-04-30 10:51PM [举报]
    hah its like
    * Friend grabbing vanness meat
    Vanness: DOn't you dare grab that
    * Vaness then chargess at the meat with his chopsticks
  • vannessmylove
    vannessmylove
    留言於2008-04-07 12:32AM [举报]
    哈哈表情很丰富!
  • butterfliez54
    butterfliez54
    留言於2008-03-23 6:59AM [举报]
    your hot
  • NessaSpring
    NessaSpring
    留言於2008-02-21 12:56AM [举报]
    cute amile^^
  • simple_me_88
    simple_me_88
    留言於2008-01-23 11:48PM [举报]
    lets have a drink
  • simple_me_88
    simple_me_88
    留言於2008-01-23 11:47PM [举报]
    what happen?
  • NORIKO-JP
    NORIKO-JP
    留言於2008-01-20 11:01PM [举报]
    What do you shout  toward the broiled meat?
    Daphne takes care of  you.  hahahaaa
  • NORIKO-JP
    NORIKO-JP
    留言於2008-01-20 10:31PM [举报]
    I like beer ,too!
    wonderful  and happy time ☆
    A wonderful friend and cheers～♪
  • WRiepon
    WRiepon
    留言於2007-11-04 11:09PM [举报]
    Yeah! Your blog is so fun!!
  • mod_wu
    mod_wu
    留言於2007-11-03 10:04PM [举报]
    hahahaaa... i like this ---> The highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies ....

    ok don't blog when u go eat or else The highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies will know..wahaha..

    always enjoy when reading ur blog...hehe
  • mariwu
    mariwu
    留言於2007-11-02 8:59PM [举报]
    Comment on your lessons learned:
    One, you can never hide anything from the highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies.
    Two, "don’t blog about it" hmmmm, blogging seems to be your thing man.Dare not to blog coz its a release of sorts for you and we do enjoy your blogs ( really, I swear!!! :)... )
    Lastly, " if someone does find out, force an oath of eternal silence or cut out their tongue." as i said you can not hide anything from the master and you owe him something after beating him up @ onimal's home.Anyway, you did enjoy the food & drinks ( i tell hahaha)

    peace man! can't wait for the next blog!
  • Yammiesg
    Yammiesg
    留言於2007-11-01 1:53PM [举报]
    haha...from the 3rd picture, judging from yours and andy's face expressions...you guys must be feeling so 'bored' while the 'master' was yakking away ... "P
  • pauline720
    pauline720
    留言於2007-11-01 12:03AM [举报]
    you are funny~!! =)
    never fail to make us smile when read your blog~
  • elisefey
    elisefey
    留言於2007-10-31 12:50AM [举报]
    Just a wild stab in the dark here, but I get the impression you're regretting your Ruth's Chris post...
  • zuzu
    zuzu
    留言於2007-10-30 9:11PM [举报]
    Ahahaha~~~
    That TW 黒帯has carrying a grudge about this
    matter!!
  • joyceshih
    藝術家空間 Joyce Shih
    留言於2007-10-30 7:09AM [举报]
    Please blog a restaurant review b/c I'm heading to HK in Dec/Jan/Feb.
  • musicnote
    musicnote
    留言於2007-10-30 1:36AM [举报]
    you are hilarious!
  • Juia
    Juia
    留言於2007-10-30 1:17AM [举报]
    I love your sense of humor!!

    the highest ranking Sausage-linked black-belt Zen-grandmaster of food studies seemed to be so happy!!
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