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  • 警告 – 穿上"伍家國術會"的T恤將帶給你超能力
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    2008-06-03 1:37AM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    這一切從我和Onimal在寒舍聊天開始。一如往常，我們正喝著啤酒，發瘋似的在自由城，一個位於我Xbox 360心臟位置的城市開著車。一切都很好，直到我們談到超能力。我試著說服他，只需要穿上我們家族功夫學校的T恤就能帶給人(取決於不同個體)厲害的超能力。

    我給了他幾個例子…

     
    例1 – Van穿上T恤就擁有了超能力，他不費力氣得到了電影角色，還和可愛的日本女演員合作…

     例 2R – 這個事例中，雖然已經是女英雄，但一穿上T恤，立即增強了黃婉君和黃婉伶的力量。請註意，穿上印有我們功夫學校徽章的衣服，她們吸引力的級別至少提升了一百萬個百分點…

    我知道事實比語言更有力量，所以給了Andy一件大號的讓他自己體驗…
    接下來發生的是對打算穿”伍家國術會”T恤的每個人(我的意思指，每一個人)的一個警示。
     


    他被chakra、ki和chi征服(很有可能是突然)，於是在我客廳中間粗心的放出了兇猛的波動拳(因他無法克制對Xbox 360”街霸IV”的熱切盼望而導致)…

     

     …剛好擊中我胸部中央，讓我剛在洗手間脫下隱形眼鏡後就退步出門…我已經換上了自己的”伍家國術會”T恤，但當我被Andy殘忍的波動拳擊中時，很慶幸孩提時選擇去學了北鬥神拳而不是彈鋼琴，才免於在這個本該致命的傷害中受到重創…

    今日教訓 – 擁有超能力的同時也帶來極大責任，很明顯Andy從沒看過《蜘蛛俠》。



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  • clairelee83
    clairelee83
    留言於2009-09-23 4:26AM [举报]
    oh gosh this so very lame!! haha.. ya can be even more childishly funny than that... this post wins!
  • katherinewong
    katherinewong
    留言於2009-06-06 3:11AM [举报]
    o(∩_∩)o...哈哈，
    哥哥你太经典了，未必也太幽默了吧。
    竟然能写出这么有水平的还是图文并茂的日志呢。
    sammy有你这个朋友还真不错~~

    不过我想问，你到底是搞笑细胞多呢还是武打细胞多呢？
    ^_^哈哈
  • michelle807
    michelle807
    留言於2008-08-31 12:22AM [举报]
    你

    太
    。
    。
    。
    了




    对了，那血是真的吗？？
  • MissScarlett
    MissScarlett
    留言於2008-08-04 9:49PM [举报]
    Somewhere in there is an indie film waiting to be written. T-shirt order placed at a screen printing company that HAPPENS to be in the same building were super powered beings once had their lair. After seeing the worthiness of Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association (and that one of its members has "extreme awesomeness"), the super beings take up residency in the shirts...
  • JediJean
    JediJean
    留言於2008-08-04 4:49PM [举报]
    Oh yeah, with Nicholas Tse playing the supercool super-villain... oops, hehe! :-x
  • JediJean
    JediJean
    留言於2008-08-04 4:48PM [举报]
    OK, quick! Someone write a script about this... our very own "ordinary world" heroes... all wearing the Ng Family Chinese Martial Arts Association t-shirt... starring the AVP trio... Andy On, Phil Ng and Van Ness Wu! LOL! :-p
  • stormy1
    stormy1
    留言於2008-08-04 11:07AM [举报]
    We are all going to have to get one of these shirts so we can all have super powers and save this world from the evil things that are going on it.
    That and everybody would be like"What's with everybody wearing these shirts.Have you noticed how good things always happen around them?"(LOL!)
    KIM
  • EdyS
    EdyS
    留言於2008-08-04 8:51AM [举报]
    想要你们穿过的，ok不？(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……
  • AnnaT
    AnnaT
    留言於2008-08-02 7:20PM [举报]
    我.也
    想....要....
  • stormy1
    stormy1
    留言於2008-08-01 5:13AM [举报]
    Funny people rule!
    Kim
  • yans
    yans
    留言於2008-07-30 12:02AM [举报]
    haha, r u okay Phil
  • MissScarlett
    MissScarlett
    留言於2008-07-23 3:26AM [举报]
    Think Andy'll have similar mindlessly released a fierce HADOUKEN when the Street Fighter movie releases in February?

    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0891592/

    FYI, Kristin Kreuk is starring in it...
  • fanger
    fanger
    留言於2008-07-21 11:26AM [举报]
    you crack me up!
  • JediJean
    JediJean
    留言於2008-06-19 11:56PM [举报]
    If this T-shirt really gives you amazing super powers, then I wonder what will happen if I wear my Machi T-shirt instead... hmm, will it make me extra friendly?? ;-)
  • CChilds
    CChilds
    留言於2008-06-19 2:28AM [举报]
    The sweatshirt is even more powerful. When I put it on I can do the Shun-Goku Satsu
  • linhenjun212
    linhenjun212
    留言於2008-06-06 9:38PM [举报]
    화이팅 ~~~
  • linhenjun212
    linhenjun212
    留言於2008-06-06 9:38PM [举报]
    와 ```
  • tiantian123
    tiantian123
    留言於2008-06-05 4:02PM [举报]
    很帅！
  • mellydurham
    藝術家空間  美麗
    留言於2008-06-05 11:30AM [举报]
    Another great edition of Phil Humor :D
  • mellydurham
    藝術家空間  美麗
    留言於2008-06-05 11:29AM [举报]
    Lol...hahaha...tho uh, your middle almost looks like the Heroes sign in dotted lights with your hand covering part of it...
    • 601/3123>

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