me myself and I

I learned

When you earn money hard way, it may last longer. Modeling days, things were easy. I like how I can adopt myself to the situation. I used to pay for cable that I never watch. Now, I learn spanish from telemundo. I used to upgrade everything. Flight, AAA, I had a black costco card. You can buy jet with it. (made by mattel) I’d order room service so I can make castle out of mac and cheese then eat lamb chop in the shower to feel what is it to be wet and wild. This must be it. shampoo my hair while eating meat with bone. Now, I’m strictly sticking myself to cheetos for late nite. Not puffs. They don’t last long. Crunchy.You are what you eat, I checked on my friend who loves mustard to see if turned asian, but no. My love is mayo though.

but I’m not going to be white. I eat orange chicken. I feel like such a sell out. I feel sell out when I eat cali roll. It’s gross but has mayo.We don’t even have that back home. (I love Jap mayo qupie. not sweet.) I’m allergic to dirty crabs and shrimp(poop) so by eating them I’m risking my life. I found myself very sexy. You can’t die by eating subway. Jared. Gay.