Anyone really, really into their Horoscope? I'm not, not on a daily basis, but got this today, despite being one of those $%#@!!!! plague e-mails which if you don't pass on you'll have years and years of bad luck, it really was a true fit!

Horoscope:

Morkel

The Promiscuous One. Spontaneous. Has a High Appeal. Rare to Find. Great when found. Loves being in long, long relationships. A family find. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap from anyone. If in a bad mood stay FAR FAR away!. No not provoke. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever.  Loves deeply but at times will not show it, as feels this is a sign of weakness.  A VERY Private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Definitely NOT ONE to mess with!. Good looking. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet, but don't annoy or push!. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have their own unique appeal. Charming, very!. Most caring person you will ever meet!. Great in B&%!. Not the kind of person you want to mess with, think carefully before you provoke and proceed or you could end up being F#$D!.

Okay so if you've read this far and you're a SAG like me, you might find this very fitting! PM me on FB if you want the whole list!