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2007-06-15 3:19PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
1個評論My good friend just sent me a document called [[ CVoftheYear2 ]]. It's someone's CV and its super funny. I wonder if it is illegal to post it here coz its got the girl's face and address on it... But since its already been mass emailed to everyone... Should I post it?? Life is full of dilemmas...
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I decided not to post the CV but I will share some of the funny parts. Made me laugh.Excerpt from the CV:-
' I am not photogenic but I am exceptionally stunning and ravishing in person with a hereditary hourglass figure. In person, I look a bit like Hong Kong actress/singer or rather Philip Wain 2006 Ambassador, Ms Vivian Chow.'
' During my course of my employment history so far. twice my Superiors were about 6 years younger than me and even their spouses were older than them in age too. Likewise, my brother-in-law is 9 years younger than my eldest sister. Age is not a boundary.'
' Please give yourself a chance to meet me because you will never regret as am an asset and not a liability to the company as well as I am able to maintain my skills, youthfulness, charisma and service with a smile.'
And among her 'expertise', she lists:-
' The only person in Asia to create a Signature & Approved Organiser for the Boss under various categories or departments.'
' The only person in Asia to know how to utilise a KIV 1-31 days Organiser.'
' The person who started the phrase "Only shortlisted candidates will be notified" in recruitment ads.'
' Able to kill 2 birds with 1 stone without the neccessity to draft lengthy respective individual letters to all parties eg. (ex-company name) Ground Breaking Ceremony Thank You letter.
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