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  • Got it from my friend.....

    2010-07-22 1:51PM / 會員可以看

    this is really something....haha....especially lession 5 & 6....a lot more than bullshit i can say

    Lesson 1:
     
    A man is getting into the shower, just as his wife is finishing up her 
    shower, when the doorbell rings.
     
    The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
     
    When she opens the door, there stands David, the next-door neighbor.
     
    Before she says a word, David says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
     
    After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked 
    in front of David.. After a few seconds, David hands her $800 and leaves.
     
    The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
     
    When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ' Who was that?'
     
    'It was David, the next door neighbor,' she replies.
     
    'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
     
    Moral of the story:
     If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with 
    your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable 
    exposure.
     
    Lesson 2:
     
    A priest offered a Nun a lift.
     
    She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
     
    The priest nearly had an accident.
     
    After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
     
    The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
     
    The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide 
    up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
     
    The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
     
    Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
     
    On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. 
    It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
     
    Moral of the story:
     If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great 
    opportunity.
     
    Lesson 3:
     
    A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to 
    lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
     
    They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of 
    you just one wish.'
     
    'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.. 'I want to be in the 
    Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Poof! 
    She's gone.
     
    'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , 
    relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of 
    Pina Coladas, and the love of my life.' Poof! He's gone..
     
    'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I 
    want those two back in the office after lunch.'
     
    Moral of the story:
     Always let your boss have the first say.
     
    Lesson 4
     
    An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
     
    A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and 
    do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
     
    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a 
    sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
     
    Moral of the story:
     To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
     
    Lesson 5
     
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to 
    the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
     
    'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. 
    It's full of nutrients..'
     
    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him 
    enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
     
    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
     
    Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top 
    of the tree.
     
    He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
     
    Moral of the story:
     Bull Sh#t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...
     
    Lesson 6
     
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird 
    froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
     
    While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
     
    As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to 
    realize how warm he was..
     
    The dung was actually thawing him out!
     
    He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A 
    passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
     
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow 
    dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
     
    Moral of the story:
     (1) Not everyone who sh#ts on you is your enemy.
     
    (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh#t is your friend.
     
    (3) And when you're in deep sh#t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

  • 3 weeks 2 Expo

    2009-10-31 10:39PM / 會員可以看

    Got two invitations in the pass 3 weeks from two dear friend of us, that we got to knew them since the beginning of MADEinHK..... 

    The first one was from Nimchi, a female artest base in HK, a very sweet lady with magic hands.......its was a very interesting expo i got to say, but it was a shame that, we havent had a camera with us that day

    The second one was from Master Wong who helps us a lot through out the whole MADEinHK trend and we really have to say thx very much for your support.

     

  • Lately

    2009-10-28 10:06PM / 會員可以看

    Almost stepping into the third month of being a farmer so called......happy & sour really.....kind of miss doing MADEinHK, but anyhow, MADEinHK aint going anywhere anyway.....not much support boys & girls not much support....you heard me.....

    Check the photos out......three different kind of tomatos that planted for about 2 - 3 weeks.....along with some salad green.....

    More to go.......

    Took some time out to check out places around the farm......

    Breakfast under the sun shine.....

    涼茶(LEUNG"COLD or COOL" TEA)....stuff that i could never really explain in english.....this thing actually could suppress my anger & fire......haha.....yup its purple called 紫背天葵!!

    And closing up with an Egg Tart Halloween style ....

    THE END - WILL.C.

  • 梳乎厘 Souffle

    2009-09-21 7:41AM / 會員可以看

    i had a really huge [ 梳乎厘 Souffle ] last night at the TAI PING KUN Resturant.....check the photos out....its about the size of my head (which is really huge)........couldnt manage to finish that as we only got three ppl and in which my mum and auntie wont have enough size to stuff in anyway haha

    about the taste if it....its a little bit to sweet and if they could add in a little bit of ginger juice...just a little bit.......and cut down on the sugar....that will be perfect

  • Farm At Last

    2009-09-08 8:21PM / 會員可以看

    Well recently I hook up with a new job, which is to promo an organic farm in Hong Kong......its a little far from home 1 plus hour to get there...but still, it seems kind of interesting. took a little walk after lunch today and the view actually not too bad...check it out yourself...

    as the place still getting ready and modifying...so I wont show any photos of it YET, but you can have a little taste of the green house....

    thats about it....nothing much happing at the moment....oh yeah....a little update on my plant....the fifth & sixth leafs are coming out....not too bad isnt it.....but to be honise I am a little disapointed as I only manage to get one baby going.....suppose to have at least four....but anyway....will gain more experence when I get my hand dirty in the farm....haha

    Will let you guys know if there are anything interesting happened...........cant believer I will stuck at farm in a city like HK....

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    留言於 2010-08-16 10:16AM  [举报]
    Hi,

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  • 留言於 2010-07-25 6:47AM  [举报]
    唔使客氣。好多謝你回訪。
    係啊,我寫嘅。正確嚟講,
    應該係改編自一啲耳熟能詳嘅詩詞……
    支持香港製造!
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  • 藝術家空間 
    留言於 2010-06-28 2:48PM  [举报]
    new paintings at www.capism.se have a look and share it if you like it

    all the best

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  • 藝術家空間 
    留言於 2010-06-28 2:47PM  [举报]
    new paintings at www.capism.se have a look and share it if you like it

    all the best

    cap
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    留言於 2010-06-21 12:05AM  [举报]
    Hi, Will.C!! 琴日、返晒東京。
    今次都眞係多謝晒你。我見到你好開心呀。
    我非常感謝你嘅解籤。
    我諗...如果我遵守趕稿就我嘅願望會實現la。
    其實我懶鬼呀......haha。

    6月17日係你嘅生日呀?
    哎呀...如果我知到呢件事就我一定恭喜你生日 (>д<)
    遲少少祝你生日快樂!
  • 留言於 2010-06-18 9:32AM  [举报]
    觉得您好神秘的一个人~呵呵~~感谢您到访!
  • 留言於 2010-06-17 9:59PM  [举报]
    ☆彡Happy Birthday WILL.C.!! ☆彡...again =P
  • 留言於 2010-06-15 10:50PM  [举报]
    Oh, really?
    Patrick told me your b/day on 14th... (^^ゞ
    Sorry!
  • 留言於 2010-06-12 2:10PM  [举报]
    WILLIAM CHAN 簡稱
    没想到还那么复杂啊
    名人就是名人,名字叫起来麻烦死人。。。
  • 留言於 2010-06-11 2:37PM  [举报]
    簡稱,中文那么好,
    相当好听的名字。
    没想到你还是作家啊。
    加你肯定你有过人之处。。。
  • 留言於 2010-06-10 4:24PM  [举报]
    呵……不客气,个人的兴趣爱好。。。

    那以后多关注关注咯!^ ^
  • 留言於 2010-06-09 10:44PM  [举报]
    thx for the add

    WILL.C.不知道你的这些英文,是什么意思啊,同志。实在是看不懂啊。
  • 藝術家空間 
    留言於 2010-06-09 6:23PM  [举报]
    got some paintings at www.capism.se what is your opinion??

    all the best
  • 藝術家空間 
    留言於 2010-06-09 4:28PM  [举报]
    nice to meet you too Will :)

    for the moment im in sweden now

    but i be back in Beijing in august
  • 留言於 2010-06-08 9:31PM  [举报]
    同志你的英语很难看懂啊。。。估计是我工力不光
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