07 May 2010 13:45 | by
Dean Wilson | \
An American woman
claims she became pregant after watching a
3D porno.
US military
man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife
was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife
Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less
physical.
It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it
as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology,
anything is possible,” he said.
What's even more interesting is
that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer
claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She
also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only
went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of
one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar
situation.
“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage
could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just
shows you what joining the military does to your head.
Jennifer
explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling
dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one good
porno.
3D movies have gained renewed popularity since Avatar, but
there have been some concerns raised over how bad they may be for your
eyes. Now you'll have to worry about conceiving in the cinema.
You
may have jumped when an object in film was thrown at the camera, but
now you'll have to be careful of other, far more uncouth things flying
at you.
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