Adam Sandler

So, I started this new film today where I have a few scenes with Sandler. On the break, I said to him, "Hey Sandler...I got a movie coming out this friday." He in return says, "Yeah, what's the movie?" I take a moment...look over to the production assistant and say, "Scuse me boy, please get me a coca cola with ice and a twist straw. Adam? Would you like something?" He nodded his head and I looked at the boy who scurried off to get me my coco cola. "The movie is called Finishing the Game. It's directed by Justin Lin who I think might have passed on this film am I right?" Adam nodded his head, was a little down and told me, "I tried my best to get him. I loved Better Luck Tomorrow and thought he recreated the Fast and the Furious franchise. I asked him to direct this but he never returned my calls, just had a secretary decline and say he was to busy for this popcorn shit." I pat him upon his back and consoled him. "It's cool, doesn't mean he doesn't like you. He just...well...is not a fan." I gave him a hug and he thanked me for doing the film and offered me to go back to his trailer to sleep with some hookers him and Schnieder picked up. We did such and I won't go into details for my underage readers, but point is...Sandler will be seeing this movie. (The majority of this story was fabricated from my sick mind cause all I really did was say Sandler go see my film, the rest is well....me)