Bloody hell,valentine

Xmas, I love. B’day I love. It makes sense to celebrate. But valentines day is just made for our consumerist society. I went to the supermarket(I’m a ral wanksta, mama send me to the market to buy lavender scented detergent.) I saw pink, hearts products everywhere. made me puke. Even M&M was wearing pink flamboyant(my new favorite word.)outfit. M&M is such a marketing whore I remember they were red and green for December,babyblue for easter.There were pink Reeses,butterfingers,my little pony pinky pie version. They might as well make cupid printed Charmin and heart shaped Tylenol with words like”he loves me” “hugs and kisses.” agh.