Girlfriends

Here are some reasons why it’s cool to be a girl

1) When we look bad, we can just paint our face. Man gotta deal with reality.

2) We can have girls night.  when men plan boys night out, that means you are gay. Girls often wear same dresses to go out. Man can’t pull that off. I can’t neither. That brings back the memories of living under a communist dictatorship in my village back home. We all had to wear hello kitty underwear. Women and men.

3) Boys are attracted to the things run on oil.  Cars, Jets, Government, and nachos. Now that oil is expensive and hard to get, female get more power. We have female trying to be  a prez. Back in the 70’s when there was a oil shock, we had female power movement. you know ‘cus female doesn’t run on oil. We are into pink, shiny sparkly surgery things.