So, my korean came out

The security guy in my building is nice. but too nice. One time he was showing me the camera in my building and he hold my shoulder. I was like “what the fuck!” and jumped. when you are short,people always try to grab you. some time I come home, I find random old short man hanging on my leg n stuff. We always need to watch our back. Anyways, last nite I had those plaid skirt on, coming out from my car. That should be only me. Who else would wear that from my car.He creep up on me and said “oh, yea, it’s you.” I was scared shitless.  I told him” If you wanna say something, say something from far. You say how are you. do not come up to me and creep me out. you  freak me out. Don’t you ever do that.” Then walked away. He looks very sad. He’s old man. No hobby I’m sure. I give him candies. He thought I was like his kid or something. That old. This morning at whole food..hey you guys if you are waiting for the part I’m gonna make out or bikini car wash, it didn’t happen. Not on this. Anyways, There was this fat lady trying to buy flowers. She left one at the counters and walked away. Some people do that you know? I felt bad for the flowers so put it back in the water. then she came back. She was very mad at me and said ” why did you do that?” I said” This is the one and I thought you left it. “Then everything made sense. I think god was teaching me what I put it out will come back to me.  I was so pissed at the guy for no reason. I’m gonna give him a cookie. I will wear my black belt though. If  you spit in the air it will come back to you, right? Ten tsuba.Tensoba jyanaiyo~