Summer!

Summer is coming! You hafta mix your cool-aid, ( Kool-aid logo is funny. Idea of drinking the fluid out of the creepy pitcher man is not so exciting. So is Aunt Jemima. It’s not OK to taste sweet syrup juice from aunti’s body. America is sick. This should be banned. It’s not the video game that subliminally corrupt child’s mind, Michael Moore. The concept of Pillsbury dough-boy, I don’t even want to go there. I feel so dirty and ashamed of myself.) bathing suits, put some Hawaiian tropic(You must support your girl aiko, former Miz Hawaiian Tropic Tokyo.) lotion, go outside while I stay home and write this blog. I get pale day by day. I would look albino by the end of this week.  I like summer but only thing I hate is men walking around shirtless. WHO SAID THAT SHIT IS OK? If that’s allowed I prefer seeing some ladies topless.  State of Louisiana fines $500 for wearing saggy jeans. Topless men should get fined too. If they had man-boobs, they should be sentenced in jail. American boys love to work out, don’t they? If you are asian female reading this, (which I doubt) most of asian heartthrob weigh as much as we do or skinnier than us,right? Testosterone is overrated.