Lol, funny ...
However, more and more polar bears die of drowning - global warming virtually cracks and melts away their habitats below their paws.

The environmentalist mantra people were ridiculing 25 years ago still holds true - Think global, act local. Go green, conserve energy. Buy products from sustainable low-impact on environment materials. Support local and regional dealers and manufacturers.
In a  liberal adaptation of the JFK-quote, "Don’t ask what your country can do for the climate; ask what you can do in your country for the climate.
Maybe it's already too late to save the polar bear from extinction. But we might save other species. Our own among them.
Peace.