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2007-09-24 1:59PM / 標準BLOG
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Welcome to my blog, this is where I'll do my best to be interesting and captivating and make up for everything that I might lack in person. If nothing interesting happens in my life for a period of more than one week, I'll be sure to make up an extremely fascinating story to post - like that time I went camping with the Victoria's Secret lingerie models and had to protect them from a wild bear; I tore its arm off with my bare hands and then stabbed it through the heart with its own paw. This story is clearly not true (it was a cheetah, not a bear), but it was interesting to read, at least, no?
Basically, I'm promising not to write about how I did my laundry today and went grocery shopping and other mundane routines that no one wants to read about. I probably won't write about work too much either because if I did, all of my entries would read something like
this: "today, I pressed a button. over and over again. and again."
I'll do my best so you'll never have to give my entries the loyal/ courtesy read. though I will occasionally end my entries with brilliant Haiku...
Welcome to my blog
I hope you don't think it sucks
Lend me 10 dollars?
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