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    2009-01-30 2:37PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    There comes a time (perhaps many) when people cite an actor's performance as shit.  I, for one, have participated in many a movie and/or TV show that has been pure crap.  It happens...  But this is perhaps the first time in my life where I was actually required to perform the act of crapping for cinematic purposes.

    When I am lucky enough to choose a role, the barometer I use to determine if I wish to do it or not are simple...
    1) does it make my stomach flutter in excitement
    or
    2) does the thought of doing the role scare me
    This particular project scared me very much.  I remember my first kissing scene, my first sex scene, my first killing scene, etc.  All scary to do.  But nothing quite prepared me for this one.  I never thought that spending a day naked on a toilet dropping a deuce would be such a petrifying experience.  Perhaps if I were not naked on the can would the process have been more tolerable.  Probably the only saving grace for me is that one of my best friends wrote and directed this film.  So I'll have to thank Gene Rhee in advance for ruining any possibility of my ever having a political career.  Oh well...
    This is a short crap clip from my film THE TROUBLE WITH ROMANCE that WARNER BROS. is releasing nationally on Pay-per-View and OnDemand on Feb 1st.  It's a fun date movie that you can just order on your TV without ever leaving your couch or plush pad.
    Perhaps this one time I can feel good about doing some shit acting.
    I will now go into hiding...

    Video: http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-pxrDDD3TU


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  • fanman
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    留言於2009-02-04 1:40AM
    i am still in hiding. osama and i are playing rock, scissor, paper for limited toilet paper and canned tuna.  we have but one blanket to share...
  • tankhenghua
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    留言於2009-02-03 11:11PM [举报]
    hahahahah. the sound effects are fab! ... and of course, the acting is great too. hahahhahaha. romance is full of shit! i agree with you there!
  • egypt
    留言於2009-02-03 12:08AM [举报]
    i like the concept if u now what i mean man. i like it
  • vivo
    留言於2009-02-02 11:32PM [举报]
    hahaas.. love! it..
  • slink
    留言於2009-02-02 6:55AM [举报]
    HA HA HA HA~!!!! LMAO wow... nearly popped a vein in the forehead .....
  • LClem71304
    留言於2009-02-02 1:01AM [举报]
    I smell an Oscar....no wait. That's not what I smell.....
  • jasonwan8
    留言於2009-02-02 12:58AM [举报]
    Haha  thats funny buddy. Nice one
  • MissScarlett
    留言於2009-01-31 12:14PM [举报]
    (resisting urge to make "light farts" remark...)
  • fanman
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    留言於2009-01-31 11:57AM
    i am in hiding now.  i am in a cave in afghanistan.  it's...so...dark...
  • enigma306
    留言於2009-01-31 8:39AM [举报]
    That's was creative writing.  You had me for a minute.  No wonder you don't  mind my being mental.  You belong in a hugme jacket right along side me.  It's funny how you said crap acting and choosing roles and I thought of Samuel L. Jackson.  (Throw Snakes From a Plane.  That's all I'm sayin'.)  He accepts every role he says.  Anywho, you should warn people not to watch it with headphones on.  ew I'm really afraid of what your character does next.  I can't wait to see the movie cuz I know you're gonna do something nasty.
  • Etchy
     
    留言於2009-01-31 3:40AM [举报]
    it takes skill to act that out...
  • MissScarlett
    留言於2009-01-31 1:43AM [举报]
    ROTFL   
    You. Rock.
    If anyone ever deserved an award for taking a dump, it's you. Truly classic.

    Oh, and what peachey said about sex and kissing scenes... ;)
  • peachey
    留言於2009-01-30 11:04PM [举报]
    You weren't just crapping though. You were also having an emotional breakdown on the can. That's the meddle of a true performer. ;P

    Tell us about your first sex and kissing scenes.
  • Peachies
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    留言於2009-01-30 5:38PM [举报]
    lol, I love it, Roger!
  • rottendoubt
     
    留言於2009-01-30 4:49PM [举报]
    hahah that was a great scene!  =D
  • JRS
    留言於2009-01-30 4:17PM [举报]
    That was one crappy job, dude.  

    Question:  Do you get a Razzy award for makin' razzies?  ;-)
  • pokedpenguin19
    留言於2009-01-30 3:18PM [举报]
    LOL! :D
  • eric
    留言於2009-01-30 3:01PM [举报]
    Bravo!
  • chungtsang
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    留言於2009-01-30 2:51PM [举报]
    Haha, that was crap... literally

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