Don't you just LOVE stupidity?

Kathy  Evans,  the single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be  A  Millionaire?' 

NEW  YORK - Idaho resident  Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends  and family Tuesday when she  set a new standard for stupidity with  her appearance on the popular TV  show, 'Who Wants To Be A  Millionaire.'
It seems that Evans, a  32-year-old wife and  mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and  proceeded to  make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst  use of  lifelines ever.'

After   being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured  her  that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an  extremely easy  $100 question. The question  was:
 'Which of  the following is the largest?' 
A) A Peanut
B) An  Elephant
C) The Moon D) Hey, who you  calling  large?

 Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck  with an  all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to   which she did not readily know the answer.   'Hmm, oh   boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to  hide  her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some  of these  things before, but I have no idea how large they would   be.'
 Evans  made the decision to use the first of  her three lifelines, the 50/50.  Answers A and D were removed,  leaving her to decide which was bigger, an  elephant or the moon.  However, faced with an incredibly easy question,  Evans still  remained unsure.

  'Oh! It  removed the two I was leaning  towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I  better phone a friend.' 
   Using the   second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked  to be  connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office   assistant.
 'Hi  Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm  on TV!' said Evans, wasting the  first seven seconds of her call.  'Ok, I got an important question. Which  of the following is the  largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15  seconds hun.' 

   Betsy   quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to  argue  with her friend for the remaining ten seconds. 

   'Come on   Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Puh, that can't  be  it.'

  To  everyone's astonishment, the moronic  Evans declined to take her friend's  advice and pick 'The Moon.' 

   'I just   don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I  think I'd  like to ask the audience,' said Evans. 
  Asked to   vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of  answer  C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then  made the  dumbest choice of her life.

  'Wow,  seems like everybody is  against what I'm thinking,' said the  too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But  you know, sometimes you just got to go with  your gut. So, let's see.  For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm  going to have to  go with B, an elephant. Final  answer.'
Evans sat before the  dumbfounded audience,  the only one waiting with bated breath, and  was told that she was wrong,  and that the answer was in fact, C,  'The Moon.' 

Then there is this:







Now you wonder why I don't like people. And I really hate stupidity!!! These people should be shot. They don't deserve to live, let alone reproduce.