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- "All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
"If I am asleep, then I must be dreaming. If I am awake, then never let me sleep."
"One may have friends all over the world, but very few will truly know your heart" - Chinese proverb
Where your treasure is, there will be your heart also.
NB: PLEASE DON'T WRITE ON MY GUESTBOOK IN CHINESE, I CAN'T READ IT!!!
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Every Time You Cry - John Farnham and Human Nature
2009-06-29 5:27PM / 會員可以看
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When Something Is Wrong With My Baby - Jimmy Barnes and John Farnham
2009-05-04 2:00PM / 會員可以看
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Don't you just LOVE stupidity?
2009-05-04 1:58PM / 會員可以看
Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?'
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst use of lifelines ever.'
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
'Which of the following is the largest?'
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. 'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be.'
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans. 'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. 'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
'Come on Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it.'
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Then there is this:
Now you wonder why I don't like people. And I really hate stupidity!!! These people should be shot. They don't deserve to live, let alone reproduce.
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adidas Original Quiz
2009-03-12 2:04PM / 會員可以看
I just took the Originality quiz, take a look at my results!Naturally OriginalAt first glance you may seem fairly average, but after two minutes of talking, it's clear that there's more to you than meets the eye. Despite not advertising your originality, you always keep your own unique perspective and creative approach to life. You're equally comfortable in any situation and fit in no matter where you go but you always stay true to yourself.
- Which of the following describes you and your group of friends?We are all unique in our own ways
- I am spontaneous and unpredictableSometimes
- When I have to assemble something, I read the directions firstOften
- When I'm given a choice, I go with my "gut" instinctOften
- I like "well-structured" assignments more than I like assignments that are "open-ended"Sometimes
- Pick up to 4 creative outlets you enjoyPhotography
- Which alivenotdead.com artists do you find inspiring?
- When choosing clothes to buy you are most likely toBuy whatever I want - who cares what people think?
- When I say blue, what do you think of?Blueberry
- Lastly, Tell us 10 things you want to do, try or experience before your 60th birthday?1. I wanna go bungy jumping
2. I\'d like to try sky diving 3. I want go to the places I learned about in Ancient History 4. I want to read all the books on some of the Top 100 lists I have 5. I\'d like to at least catch one fish, seaweed doesn\'t cut it for me 6. I\'d like to be able to think of another few things to add to this list. I think all of those things would make me pretty happy, presuming I live to the age of 60. I\'m easy to please.
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Now this is cute NOT MY PETS, PICS RECEIVED IN EMAIL
2009-02-19 2:23PM / 會員可以看
No, this is not my bird or my cat, seeing I don't have a cat. I just think it's cute. It was sent to me in an e-mail. My bird is a lot older than this one is in these photos. In some of the other pictures you can see the lines on it's head haven't receded that far back as they have with my bird. So it means it's still a baby. Older birds have a more yellow head.
