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  • The holidays are over!

    2008-01-03 4:02AM / 標準BLOG / Miscellaneous / 會員可以看
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    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.
     
    "What's the matter?" he asks.
     
    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.
     
    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
     
    "I can't see my ass coming into work today."
    I figured since the holidays are over and it's back to work, you could use a good laugh.  Just something I received my in email. 

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  • LISA.L
    LISA.L
    留言於2008-01-04 11:39PM [举报]
    LOL, happy 2008!
  • MindyG
    MindyG
    留言於2008-01-04 4:49PM [举报]
    Happy 4th Day of The New Year!
  • JasonChau
    JasonChau
    留言於2008-01-04 6:32AM [举报]
    Luckily it's not anal retention! ;))
  • JoanneSanderson
    JoanneSanderson
    留言於2008-01-03 11:46PM [举报]
    lol...definitely a must read, love it!
  • Janina
    Janina
    留言於2008-01-03 10:09PM [举报]
    thank Goodness I don't have a job! wait, is that a good thing? Lol.
    guess I need to start looking for one.
  • Jaine
    Jaine
    留言於2008-01-03 3:03PM [举报]
    lol
    I started back at work today and felt EXACTLY like the picture!
  • Dreamy
    Dreamy
    留言於2008-01-03 5:38AM [举报]
    hahahaa.. let me use that one day..
  • butter
    butter
    留言於2008-01-03 4:26AM [举报]
    Haha!  I'd sure like to use that one.  
    Happy 2008!

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