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  • Paris Hilton and her BFFs

    2009-04-20 12:04PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看

    Yes. I got home today and while flipping channels came across Paris Hilton's My New BFF on MTV. 20 minutes later, much to my own horror, I was still watching the damn show.

    Only MTV can conceive and actually realise a show where Paris Hilton doesn't seem to be the most superficial character or where the point of the show is not to laugh at her inability to do "simple things", like you know herd cattle. On a tangent, it can be said that in a country where a show can pretend as if cattle herding is as easy as making a pie, simply because Paris Hilton and her then BFF, Nicole Richie, couldn't do it, then in that country any show dreamt up by getting drunk on the piss of a junkie would probably find some form of prime-time success.

    Anyways, back to the current show. The character range of contestants is unbelievably large and being the benevolent soul that I am, I shall provide a rather judgmental list of select contestants, and by select i mean the ones who aren't totally forgettable. Here goes:

    Baje: Token Black Contestant, was Jamaican so that audience would believe she was actually more genuinely black than regular run o' the mill black people and was also a belligerent housemate so her exit wasn't hard to fathom.

    Sinsu: Token Asian Chick, looks like the Asian chick from Hi-5, was eliminated cause she partied too hard.

    Bryan: The Walking, Talking Gay Ken Doll. Being a Ken Doll is bad enough, but at least the Ken managed to do the nasty with Barbie and not many guys with no genital indication can boast that.

    Onch: The overly dramatic stereotypical ladyboy. Seriously. It's like he walked out of a homosexual Nam veteran's wet dream. Was kicked off for being too fake. Should have been kicked out for existing. 

    Zui: Goth Stereotype. nuff said..

    Kayley: He-man if he were to change sex.

    Shelley: The only one in the group to did seem to have any psychological disorders and more than just a glint of sincerity.

    The rest were pretty much forgettable as hell. The challenges while apt are ridiculous in any situation where one is not Paris Hilton, which or most other people, is the general case in life. And to top it off, this show features a much more refreshing side of Paris, one that isn't there just so the audience can mock her inability to shovel manure, but an actual business savvy, hard-partying woman, who is quite perceptive of people's interactions with her. Which is ironic, cause that's exactly the kind of person who WOULDN'T use a competitive reality show to pick their next best friend.

    Which thankfully she didn't. Seeing as this show was conceived by Jed Elinoff and Scott Thomas, the same team who wrote ---- Wait for it-----Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! The original movie. MTV can stoop no lower... Well actually, I'm surprised their thighs haven't begun to burn after stooping so low for the past decade at least.

    In short, MTV should leave reality shows to the likes of Mark Burnett and should stick to music videos, pimping out rides and doing exposes of the ridiculously lavish lifestyles of the rich and the famous...  

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