food...
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To the ordinary man, and to the untrained taste buds. Food may just be something to take away the knawwwing sensation of your insides. But to the GrandMaster of Hotel Room Service...Food...is a way of living...a form of art, a masterpiece in it's way of consumption...a zen way of gluttony if you will....I say this not becus I'm a tubby chubby boy at heart. No, no... I say this becus i've finally reached pure enlightenment in this grand art form. Yes...I have achieved and, have the highest ranking Sausage linked belt in this way of life...only instead of using stripes to show the degrees of our studdlyness, we use the metric system. This is so we are able to truly measure the flexbility and discipline of our art form.

Although it was in good thought, and a nice gesture of Onimal to take out the rest of the Clan for dinner at Ruth Chris's.....WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! That is where you will see how their years of training went out the door WITHOUT ME!!!!! I've recently received pictures that I will share with you in good time.....to show you what happens......what happens when you do not have a trained professional with you while attempting this danger task. Also how dangerous it can be....(pictures provided by one of the "4 Food Group Ninja Clan")



"I don't feel too good you guys...guys???? Where the fuck did they go!?!!?? Shit.......I really...I don't feel....I'm gonna puke...Master would be so disappointed....*sigh*.....OH GOD.....*YAK!!!****** "



"Where's Phil...?"


"I may not have the highest Sausage link metric black belt...but I'm always prepared!!!"

Lesson Of The Day- Don't eat Ruth Chris's WITHOUT ME...FACKERS!!!