30 Years and Over? Read.....

> This is for all you girls 30 years and over... And> for those who are turning 30, and for those who are
> scared of moving into their 30's AND for guys who
> are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was a 
> monologue by Andy Rooney from the CBS show, 60
> Minutes.
>
> Andy Rooney said:
>
> As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
> of all. Here are just a few reasons why: 
> A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
> the night to ask, What are you thinking? She doesn't
> care what you think. If a woman over 30 doesn't want
> to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining 
> about it. She does something she wants to do. And,
> it's usually something more interesting.
>
> A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be
> assured in whom she is, what she is, what she wants 
> and from whom. Few women past the age of 30 give a
> hoot what you might think about her or what she's
> doing .
>
> Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a
> screaming match with you at the opera or in the 
> middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
> deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if
> they think they can get away with it. Older women
> are generous with praise, often undeserved. They 
> know what it's like to be unappreciated.
>
> A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce
> you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man
> will often ignore even her best friend because she 
> doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over
> 30 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her
> friends because she knows her friends won't betray
> her. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman 
> over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
> Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
> you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting
> like one! You don't ever have to wonder where you 
> stand with her.
>
> Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of
> reasons Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For
> every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of
> 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants 
> making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old
> waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who
> say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for
> free. Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of 
> women are against marriage, why?
>
> Because women realize it's not worth buying an
> entire pig, just to get a little sausage.