Wanted Ad for a Future Husband

“A Midget Looking for a Husband”

            Attention to ALL gorgeous men out there.

            My name is Amandeep aka Aisha.  I am an Indian girl brought up in the United States.  I have recently graduated from college and I have a good job.  I am looking for my “prince charming” or “knight in the shining armor.”  I am looking for anyone in the world who can be my future husband.

            He must be caring, loving, trustworthy, loyal, honest, understanding, humorous, outgoing, and most importantly an open-minded person. He also should be talkative because I talk a lot.  His height has to be at least five feet eleven inches because I do not want midgets as my children.  He should be capable of cooking and cleaning. He has to be obedient and follow orders without hesitation.  He should be willing to travel with me because I love traveling.  He should be willing to carry my shopping bags whenever ordered to do so.  He must have a good paying job and should treat me like a queen.  He should listen to my ranting without any complaint and he should be very patient.  He must have a nice house and a nice car to drive me around in.  He has to be a good dancer and should know how to play at least one musical instrument to entertain me.  I am not asking for much.  Basically, all I am asking for is a guy who can be my slave for the rest of his life.

            Alright, if one has not run away yet from hearing my previous conditions and is still interested, then please continue reading.

            Why would one want to marry me? Well, I may not be the “perfect” girl one is looking for, but I am not that bad either.  I am a very good listener and a very hard worker.  I am also very outgoing, talkative, friendly, trustworthy, very reliable, and humorous, loving, entertaining, understanding, and most importantly I am an open-minded person.  In the mornings, I will wake up my “lucky guy” with a bright smile and a warm cup of coffee and a nice breakfast.

            If anyone knows of a certain guy who matches most of the requirements listed above, please contact me immediately.  For those who are interested, please kindly email me at midgetlookingforahusband@yahoo.com or email me the address of the guy so I can immediately kidnap the guy before another girl steals him from me.  Thanks everyone for his help!

P.S. This was my assignment for English class.  It was our journal entry.

I MIGHT END UP LIKE THE PICTURE BELOW:

Thanks to JasmineT for the LOVELY PIC! lol