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Looking For Interns
2009-06-10 4:19PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
34個評論

It's getting really hot in HK lately and our office air con is never cold enough. Looking for qualified interns to fan me for 2-5 hours a day. Please apply if you meet the following description:

- Must have a strong arm and stamina
- Must own a belly dancer, swedish milk maid, dominatrix, or pink furry rabbit costume
- Must be good at feeding grapes
- Must have extensive knowledge of shoulder, head, feet, and butt massage
- Must be tolerable of body odor

This is an unpaid position, but you do get the benefit of touching me. Please send all enquiries to boons@personal_slave.com

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Seeker-09
留言於2009-07-30 10:43AM [举报]

You were doing alright till the 'tolerant of body odor' part lol.
Pauline C
留言於2009-07-13 2:24AM [举报]

I hope u found some free labor... from the ad!
CasTiLLo
留言於2009-06-30 1:48PM [举报]

And i'm sure u can get some answer !! loll..maybe some people already sent to you message on this address...
JaneChu85
留言於2009-06-24 2:16PM [举报]

Hey, why do you depict yourself with such large nostrils? I was laughing at the photo series, "Faces of Boon" and noticed the huge nose holes. Are you making fun of Mom's nostrils?
JaneChu85
留言於2009-06-24 2:14PM [举报]

Hey Boon. This is the sister in Davis, CA. You're weird. Guess it runs in the family. Hmmm..... Mom's side? Or Dad's side of the family?
busa
留言於2009-06-18 7:42PM [举报]

*falls over laughing*
doesn't look like you got any luck there...

i rather b on the satan's list like ur halloween thingy.. hehe
NicoleLai
留言於2009-06-18 2:30PM [举报]

boon you suck
HuisyG
留言於2009-06-13 11:00AM [举报]

Careful you don't get some ugly guy caressing your body. =P
enigma306
留言於2009-06-12 7:51AM [举报]

Damn! I can't take body odor and I don't like touching people's feet. Too bad.
Dax Phelan
留言於2009-06-12 12:59AM [举报]

I am so there.
杨振豪
留言於2009-06-11 4:01PM [举报]

hahahaha. let us know how the search goes.

-johnny
moonchild72
留言於2009-06-11 3:39PM [举报]

LoL ~ still not in HK ~ even tho the outfit's acceptable ~ need passport, plane ticket & a place ta crash at :p
pokedpenguin19
留言於2009-06-11 3:37PM [举报]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO HE NEEDS TO SELL HIS ASS TO EBAY XD ~WINK WINK~
Ivy Lam
留言於2009-06-11 2:09PM [举报]

did you try posting on craigslist? haha
pokedpenguin19
留言於2009-06-11 1:58PM [举报]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BE UR PERSONAL BITCH BASICALLY!?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAH hell no. id say make uncle do it but he's not there anymore ><

buttttttttttt im totally gonna go bug him when im outta skewllll :D:D:D

butt massage... i think you need some gay guy to do that for ya XD
moonchild72
留言於2009-06-11 1:58PM [举报]

Think I'll haveta pass on this, Boon ...
1. Am not in HK.
2. Have Japanese punk/rock outfit (think Nakashima Mika in the Nana films) :P
3. Am saving the outfit to wear to the VAMPS concert I'm attending in July :D
Christopher Lay
留言於2009-06-11 1:02PM [举报]

Have rabbit suit, will fan. Oh wait, the hare union says I can only fan someone for one hour at a time. Dang these unions have lots of rules. Hm, maybe I should try the cow suit guild.
Boon
留言於2009-06-11 12:25PM

RenRen, you don't want to know what any of the guys looks like in a Belly Dancers outfit! It ain't pretty!
RenRen
留言於2009-06-11 12:23PM [举报]

Why do you need an intern? Can't one of your coworkers fan you, give you a massage, and feed you grapes?
musicnote
留言於2009-06-11 11:17AM [举报]

lol. that is funny...too bad I don't qualify. XD

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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

The End

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