Confessions of a professional blogger

Uh, hey Alivenotdead.com. How you been, baby? I know we haven't been seeing much of each other lately. I guess we've both been kind of doing our own thing; been wrapped up in our own worlds.

You know, it was fun hanging out with you when we first met. Sure, I didn't quite know what to think about you when we started seeing each other, but you really grew on me. You were special. My first.

But times change, we've changed and, well, I'm seeing another website now. No, no, it's not you. It's me. I just needed to start seeing another site. Please don't close me now. Hear me out, because I've learned something. Even though I want to keep seeing the other website, I want to spend more time with you too. My eyes have opened to the fact that I've got something to give to the both of you - you would not believe how completely different the two of you are.

Well, babe, if you've got it in you to check out my other blog, she's cool with it. Just click on http://www.beijing-kids.com/blog/tbjkids/Christopher-Lay. I'm still working out the kinks, and there's not much to tell yet, but I think the two of us will be good together. Sure, she's a bit heavy handed, but she treats me well.

I just want you to know that even though you may not be my only one, you will always be my first. And you are soooo much sexier than the other one.

I think I've said enough. This is getting kind of...awkward.