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The Ideal Partner?
2008-05-23 1:07PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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I love dogs. I hate cats. No...I am not men bashing!

Just thought I share this email that was forwarded to me this morning.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say its not quite as good as his mothers...

...then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want ...

...then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...

...then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores...

...then buy a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually ...

...then buy a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .....

...then buy a cat!

Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
Have you ever considered the following:
MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opaus
GUY necologist
AND
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HIS terectomy
Hmmm...makes you wonder....

Okay I'm off to Barbados for a couple of days! Have a wonderful Memorial Day Weekend!

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amy_sycheng
留言於2008-05-28 8:32PM [举报]

Interesting post. Have a great trip!
Flagday
留言於2008-05-24 8:13AM [举报]

As the hotelier to four cats, you got it about right.

Don't get too wild in BarBADos!
musicnote
留言於2008-05-24 6:55AM [举报]

Dogs rule!!
Have a great weekend!
lou
留言於2008-05-24 1:25AM [举报]

hahaha...cute, cute, cute.

Have a great time in Barbados.
janechu
留言於2008-05-24 12:38AM [举报]

hahaa... cute doggie pics.. =)

Have a great weekend...
Etchy
留言於2008-05-23 10:41PM [举报]

actually my ex's dog used to take the remote out into the backyard...
peachey
留言於2008-05-23 10:33PM [举报]

Have a wonderful time in Barbados. Sunscreen la!

Don't buy a pet; adopt.
Sorica7
留言於2008-05-23 9:30PM [举报]

haha.. that's not true for the cats.
and please adopt but don't buy dogs. =)
iggypuffygirl
留言於2008-05-23 1:10PM [举报]

hehe, cute post! Have an awesome time in Barbados!

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Super straight forward and blunt. I'm the friend that tells you that you look like sh*t at the end of a long day at work (and then I help you fix your hair)...
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Super straight forward and blunt. I'm the friend that tells you that you look like sh*t at the end of a long day at work (and then I help you fix your hair). I can be pretty intimidating, but everyone around me knows that I'm one of the nicest people they'll ever meet. I can talk to anyone, anywhere, on just about anything that comes to my mind at the moment. I'm a Cancer so I can get along with practically anyone. At this moment in life, I can say that the smartest decision I ever made was to study abroad in Hong Kong, where all I did was shop, eat, party, and travel for a year (but don't tell my parents that). I'm super addicted to girly books (I love Sophie Kinsella) and was recently tricked into reading my first romance novel(it's like porn on books). I truly believe that I am destined to be a photographer, food critic, or an event planner, but somehow landed in banking and finance. I'm an impulsive shopper (last year I bought a PSP and now it's just sitting on my book shelf). I have a passion for food and I love trying new restaurants. I once told a friend "if we weren't working together we would never be friends because you can't eat garlic." My friends appreciate food. For some odd reason (I still haven't figured out what) I have the shortest attention span when it comes to the guys I date. I can be staring at my cell phone when it rings, but I'll never pick it up. I'm addicted to buying Chinese DVDs. I'm allergic to lychee, but I eat it anyways. I can't stand pretentious people, I rather respect you for your b*tchy a**hole selves. I learned how to read and speak Mandarin by watching tv. I once told a Congressmen to get off my seat at a conference in capitol hill. I'm not on facebook.

That's all. I think.

Update 8/17/2007...just kidding...I'm on facebook now.
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