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  • Christmas Card

    2007-12-06 2:52PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    I saw this in a Christmas card that my mum got to send to my aunty...i though it was funny

    Santa's very greatful
    To be left a glass of sherry
    But with so many homes to visit
    He can get rather merry
    So after a few deliveries
    He cannot read his list

    That's why we don't get
    what we want
    'Cause the silly bastard's pissed!

    the first bit was on the front of the card and the second bit is inside the card...I love it!!! i thought it was funny when i saw it in the post office...

    anyway i'm off

    see ya on the board

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  • JRS
    留言於2007-12-07 8:17AM [举报]
    That's really funny!  Guess I'll leave Santa a brandied-eggnog and some rum cake!  ha!
  • moonchild72
    留言於2007-12-07 4:35AM [举报]
    So that's why stuff gets mixed up! hahaha
    Hmmmm, wonder if he's full of sherry before he gets here; we leave warm cocoa and chocolate chip cookies for him ^-^
  • bell
    留言於2007-12-06 8:01PM [举报]
    haha,it's funny
  • MindyG
    留言於2007-12-06 6:06PM [举报]
    Lol.... no wonder .... I didnt receive my gifts
  • torpedogang
    留言於2007-12-06 4:23PM [举报]
    hahhaha!he'll be lucky if there would be any sherry left in my house!thanks for an early am laugh.

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