Creative Slogans
2008-10-29 2:00PM / 標準BLOG
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Sign over a Gynecologist's
Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your
cervix.'
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In a
Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all
heels.'
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On a Septic Tank
Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on
Wheels
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On a Plumber's
truck:
'We repair what your husband
fixed.'
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On another Plumber's
truck:
'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill
board:
'7 days without God makes one
weak.'
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At a Tyre
Store
'Invite us to your next
blowout.'
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On an Electrician's
truck:
'Let us remove your
shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking
Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room
door:
'Push. Push.
Push..'
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At an Optometrist's
Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's
window:
'We really know our
stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is
expensive!'
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At a Car
Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust
Store:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you
coming.'
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In a Vets waiting
room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!'
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In a Restaurant
window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come
on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral
Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll
wait.'
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And don't forget the sign at
a
RADIATOR SHOP:
'Best place in town to take a
leak.'
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Sign on the back of yet
another
Septic Tank
Truck:
'Caution - This Truck is full of
Political Promises'
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