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Hebrew Writing
2007-12-18 11:25AM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
5個評論A team of archaeologists was excavating Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:
It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!
The president of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: &I quote "This looks like a woman. We can judge it was family orientated and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they also had tools to help them."
Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol is the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.
The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, "Idiots, Hebrew is read from right to left. It says Holy Mackerel Dig the Ass On That Woman."
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