Nicked this from Jeanne

I'm kinda bored so I nicked this from Jeanne's (StarKiss) blog (Jason Chau did too...nicked the idea from him as well)

Worst Case Dating Scenarios

You and your date decide to see a movie at the theater.



This is your first date with each other. You are both nervous.


Your date does not offer to pay for the tickets. Should he buy popcorn?: He can if he wants but I won't be eating any...I don't like to eat while I'm watching a movie...I'm there to watch a movie not stuff my face with food
You both decide on sharing a box of popcorn. Your date eats it ALL. You...: Didn't actually share it in the first place read my first response

There is a giant kernel stuck in between your date's teeth.Do u tell him?: Yeah, what kind of horrible person would I have to be to let him walk around with something in his teeth?

The movie is dreadfully boring.What would you rather be doing?: I would leave if it was boring no point in sitting through it
Your date spills popcorn all over your new jeans. What happens next?: Tell him to be more careful next time

At the park.


Yor date is trying to be romantic but he trips and falls. You...: Laugh of course!!! Who wouldn't? It would be heaps funny
Your date forgets your name and calls you "Nina" instead. You...: Ask, who the hell is Nina?
Your date pushes you way too hard on the swings. What do you say?: I wouldn't be on the swings, I'm not 5

Your date recites a silly poem.Do you act like you love it?: If I didn't like it I would tell him...I like to be honest...
Your date's cell phone keeps ringing. You...: Tell him to just answer the damn thing or turn it off
Your date constantly talks about his ex. You...: Remind him that he asked me out for a date and if he wanted to spend the whole time talking about his ex he shouldn't have bothered asking me out in the first place
Would you go on a second date with a loser that does these things ?: Probably not

I don't think anyone would date me if they read that, I wouldn't!!!

The Strange Questions Survey

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?: No
What's the largest age difference between yourself and someone you’ve date: Never been out on a date
Ever been in a car wreck?: No
Were you popular in high school?: Ha! Me! Popular? Don't make me laugh!!!
Have you ever been on a blind date?: As I've said never been out on a date, blind ones included
Are looks important?: No, not that shallow
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??: Almost, known him for just over 9 years
By what age would you like to be married?:I'm not sure I even want to get married...it only takes one fool to ruin it for you
Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?: I don't care...if they were getting money for it nothing will stop me from thinking they are a prostitute and a down right slut, but if it was while they were in a relationship and they'd had a few of them...no wouldn't make me think any different or less of them
Have you ever made a mistake?: Er, yes stupid question really
Are you a good tipper?: What for the footy?? Nah I suck there was a couple of weeks where I only got 2 right...wait...hold on, something tells me this is not about the footy...well, in that case, no I have never been in the position to need to tip anyone. But I will say this, the Newcastle Knights will be in the top 8 at the end of round 26...that's my tip!!!
What's the most you have spent for a haircut?: $21AUD f**king rip off and I only got about an inch taken off, it's not like the bitches have a uni degree, they only went to crappy TAFE, I don't see why they have charge so much
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Nah, they were all old and decrepit
Have you ever peed in public?: Nope
What song do you want played at your funeral?: Just cremate me you, don't need a sappy service for that, then everyone can all go out and get themselves blotto
Would you tell your parents if you were gay?: Why? I shouldn't have to they should accept me for who I am not who i sleep with...and just so you know I'm NOT gay
What would your last meal be before getting executed?: We don't have capital punishment, more's the pity...so I don't really need to think about that and I don't plan on landing myself on death row in a foreign country either...
Beatles or Stones?: Because the Stone wrote a really dreadful song "I'm Just Waiting On a Friend" (I think they should have been shot for that) I would have to say the Fab Four
If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who?: Hmmm...not going to go there, but you can take a punt if you like...
Beer, wine or hard liquor?: Neither, I only drink perhaps twice a year, once on my Birthday and once at Christmas...
Do you have any phobias?: I don't know what you would call it, but I am scare shitless of trampolines...not the ankle high ones but the big ones you would have in your backyard
What are your plans for the future?: To be an Ancient History teacher and to have travelled to at least one of the many places I want to visit
Do you walk around the house naked?: Hell no, no one wants to see me naked
If you were an animal what would you be?: A platypus, wtf is that I hear you ask? Just click on the link
Hair color you like on someone you're dating?: I'm not that shallow to care to be perfectly honest...
Would you rather be blind or deaf?: I love to read, and I love to listen to music...sorry but neither, thanks
Do you have any special talents?: I don't have a single one
What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?: Take my shoes off and make sure they are inside, if you live where I live you wouldn't want to leave them outside...something might like to call it home, a snake, or a funnel web, or a centipede, or even a scorpion!!!
Do you like horror or comedy?: None of the "horror" movies I have seen are even remotely scary but it depends on the type of comedy...I like "There Is Something About Mary" type comedy, but not too much of it because it tends to get old
Are you missing anyone?: Yeah
If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?: Stuffed if I know...
Where do you want to live when you are old?: In a house, somewhere nice...Kiama would be lovely...if I could afford it...
Who is the person you can count on the most?: My good friend from TAFE and my mate from school
If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?: Not into dating celebrities...most of them are too egotistical...I can't stand that
What did you dream last night?: did I dream last night? I never remember my dreams...I probably don't want to
What is your favorite sport to watch?: National Rugby League (NRL) GO THE KNIGHTS!!! basketball when it's actually aired at a decent time on free-to-air GO THE SYDNEY KINGS!!!! the cricket, none of that test match rubbish or the domestic crap, i'm talking about the One Day Internationals (ODIs) and the Twenty20 and I like the swimming
Are you named after anyone?: Nope
What is your favorite alcoholic drink?: When I actually drink alcohol,  which we have established is only about twice a  year,  I love Baileys and bourbon and coke - I usually don't drink coke
Non alcoholic drink?: Apple juice
Have you ever been in love?: Nope
Do you sing in the shower?: Very occasionally, I sound like I am trying to strangle a cat!!!
Have you ever been arrested?: Nope and it's going to stay that way
What is your favorite Holiday?: I don't have one
Would you ever get plastic surgery?: Nope I like myself the way I am, faults and all
Have you ever caught a fish?: No, only seaweed, but i would like to  catch at least one just to say that I have caught a fish!!!