Sarah Parry

OK this can't wait, it's too hilarious!!! On this variety show that used to be on called Hey Hey It's Saturday, there was this segment called Red Faces. People could come in and perform acts, whether it was magic tricks, singing, dancing...you name it. On one night this group came on, called the Four Cups and they sang this really hilarious song. If you listen closely you can see that at the last minute they change the lyrics into something clean.

Just watch. I have provided the lyrics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M68v5xEs7iU
Sarah Parry

Here is a song all about our seamstress and her name is:

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Seamstress extraordinaire
Soft clothing down to there
She's got the biggest
Range of underwear

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry

A wench went to main street
Was after some rag
She wanted a new dress to show off her bag
She wanted a hat
And she wanted a belt
Then she told me she'd like to get felt

Come to
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Seamstress extraordinaire
Soft clothing down to there
She's got the biggest
Breasted waistcoats has

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry

A wealthy young merchant
One day came inside
A well-endowed sack on his belt she espied
He said, I need trousers to wear to a dance
Not five minutes later he's into her pants

Come to
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Seamstress extraordinaire
Soft clothing down to there
She's got the biggest
Titillating tassels has

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry

A lady came in and to Sarah she said
I'm after some linen to put on my bed
She noticed some satin which thrilled her to bits
When Sarah short-changed her
She gave her the sheets

Come to
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Seamstress extraordinaire
Soft clothing down to there
She's got the biggest
Memory for measurements

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry

The drummer came in at the dawn's early light
He said all me footwear was stolen last night
She said, my good drummer, you're down on your luck
He said, eyes, I was hoping you'd give me a
Fine pair of socks

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Seamstress extraordinaire
Soft clothing down to there
She's got the biggest
Balls of wool to knit

Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry

Oh, come to
Sarah Parry
Sarah Parry
Seamstress extraordiare
Soft clothing down to there
She's got the
Biggest country* clientele

Sarah Parry

* This was bleeped on the show because the way it was sung it sounded a little too rude, I think you can guess the word people would have thought was used. If not, use your imagination!!!