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  • hahahaha

    2008-10-22 2:20PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

    Got a freakin' call center in Afghanistan.

    I told them I was suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. 

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  • moonchild72
    moonchild72
    留言於2008-10-24 10:22AM [举报]
    Ur a nutt, ur a nutt, ur an N ... U ... T ... T
    NUTT :P
  • rattle-pate
    rattle-pate
    留言於2008-10-23 10:00AM [举报]
    funny.. where did u get this?
  • busa
    busa
    留言於2008-10-23 7:29AM [举报]
    so can u drive a truck.. hahahaha
  • gilgamesh
    gilgamesh
    留言於2008-10-23 3:34AM [举报]
    LOL~now that´s funny, hahaha~=D
  • sandylovesjetli
    sandylovesjetli
    留言於2008-10-23 2:22AM [举报]
    huh???  how can be that possible??
    I would like to try but I think I will really to comit suicide when the telephone bill arrive LOL
  • joannayang
    藝術家空間 Joanna Yang
    留言於2008-10-22 10:38PM [举报]
    is this a terrorist joke? or happened to you?! :O
  • mykan
    mykan
    留言於2008-10-22 4:09PM [举报]
    for real satz? wow! ur their latest recruit! hahahahha
  • torpedogang
    torpedogang
    留言於2008-10-22 3:21PM [举报]
    !hahhahha...love your humour satz...should have told them your a pilot or something.
  • JRS
    JRS
    留言於2008-10-22 2:52PM [举报]
    That is the funniest joke I've heard all day...and I've had the tele on the Comedy Central cable channel!  Good one!  =D
  • skinph55
    skinph55
    留言於2008-10-22 2:44PM [举报]
    Huh......What is this line about?

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