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  • It can't get anymore priceless than this...

    2008-07-30 2:35PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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    I've been called many things in my life...

    Most people don't speak French and I would never expect them to pronounce Duuhneeese properly. I've been called 'Dennis' as in a boy's name (all my life), most Chinese people pronounce it a 'Deeneese" and lastly my favorite of them all 'Dahneese'. The list of variation continues as I get older... And that's just my FIRST name.

    Keller is such a German name, it doesn't get anymore Deutsch than that. And again 'L' to most Asians is a tongue twister. In Japan I watch in amazement how most hotel staff hurt themselves by calling me: 'Ms Kerureru'. And back home, cab drivers get a kick out of calling me 'Ms Killer', which I don't mind so much. In return I get an imaginative movie scene, jumping out of the car with my mobile being a gun. I digress...

    I arrived at HK airport for Mastercard's Luxury Week Press Conference recently, only to be picked up by my limo driver with a signboard that says:



    Very riceless...I mean, priceless..

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  • justicevancho
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-09-01 6:01PM [举报]
    ah i had a long comment but it got erased...you're lucky heh.

    Anyway name being messed up happens to me too almost on a daily basis, and my names easy! heh.  Well first name is, last name...no one ever gets it right.
  • freestylerchick
    留言於2008-08-12 3:25PM [举报]
    hahaha!!=) it's a good thing you knew he was the one sent to pick you up..=) i was imagining you got to the point where you were the last passenger waiting to be picked up & he was the only person left waving that signboard & stupidly waiting for "dense kenner" to arrive!!haha
  • elisefey
    留言於2008-08-06 12:18AM [举报]
    Ha ha!  That's just classic...
  • chen
    留言於2008-08-03 11:05PM [举报]
    omg....good thing you still knew it was you...hehe
  • darkprince17
    留言於2008-08-02 9:46PM [举报]
    dennis kooler  hilarious
  • LClem71304
    留言於2008-08-01 7:24AM [举报]
    I feel your pain! I went through 23 years of having my maiden name as Pondiscio. Teachers could not pronounce it without me writing "pahn-DISS-see-oh"  next to my name on the first day of class. Then there was the joy of spelling it over the phone, "That's P as in Peter, O-N as in Nancy, D as in David, I-S as in Sam C-I-O-my-go-what-a-name!"

    I thought my troubles would be over when I married a Clemens, but then I have even that mis-spelled as Clemmons, Clemmens, Clemants and every variable there is!
  • janechu
    留言於2008-08-01 12:39AM [举报]
    opps!!!~ yea this girl at Jamba Juice got my name wrong too... she thought my name was Jam... *argh* =X
  • michaelchan
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    留言於2008-08-01 12:20AM [举报]
    ahahaha great!!!
  • elliotjbrown
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-08-01 12:02AM [举报]
    HILARIOUS! :)
  • debbs
    留言於2008-07-31 11:23PM [举报]
    HAHAHA... what a bloody joke!
  • stefandelong
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-07-31 10:14PM [举报]
    Uhumm, Ms Killer? Nice.
  • samsalek
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-07-31 6:00PM [举报]
    hilarious!!! :D
  • goldmountain
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-07-31 5:00PM [举报]
    LULZ... If that was a band I'd totally buy their CD. Are you sure that car was for you? I'd hate to be the guy who's real first name is Dense and have to be stranded at the airport....
  • jaeleung
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-07-31 4:55PM [举报]
    dense kennel?
  • rottendoubt
     
    留言於2008-07-31 4:02PM [举报]
    dense!!!  =P
  • ivylam
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-07-31 3:34PM [举报]
    Hahaha! Too funny!

    In HK, when I try to give my name over the phone, even when I spell it out for them ("Ivy, that's I-V-Y"), they always seem to hear IDY or IBY. How difficult can 3 letters be?!
  • musicnote
    留言於2008-07-31 9:44AM [举报]
    that's pretty funny!! sorry I laughed out loud when I read your blog. XD
  • johnnylu
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2008-07-31 12:53AM [举报]
    LOLOLOLOL  Dense!!!
  • jaymee
    留言於2008-07-30 6:10PM [举报]
    LoL!! that's pretty hilarious!!! i get that alot too...my last name's 'Xzan' and no matter where people come from...they can't say it right. well looking it from another point of view, it's only unique when you don't have that name appearing often huh? Killer is Goood!!!HAHAhHAhA!!
  • bobbyty
    留言於2008-07-30 5:45PM [举报]
    You will not believe how many people see my name, and then proceed to tell ME that I'm spelling it WRONG.

    But Dense Kenner is up there.
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