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  • i almost had to punch him...

    2009-01-11 1:11AM / 標準BLOG / Hong Kong / 會員可以看
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    occasionally i have strange things happen to me that are hard to believe...

    there's a super market near my new house that is open til midnight.  at around 11:15pm I went there to pick up some food...  while i was pushing my cart through the aisles this guy (older looking skinny Hongkie)  comes up to me while pushing a cart, he has a plastic thing in his hand that looks like a triangle with a handle on one side and a hook on the other side.    He says something like "hey let me show you this,  its a handle for holding plastic bags so they don't hurt your hands! they're great, my friend designed them! are you interested in them?"  

    I was a bit taken aback at the thought of one customer trying to sell something to another customer inside of a store... its never happened to me in HK before for sure...    I motioned towards the reusable cloth bag in my cart and said "no thanks I don't need it"....

    But the weird thing is the guy wouldn't stop!  he had this retarded smile on his face and he started saying how you can use them for all kinds of stuff... "like holding your dog leash!"  I said "no thanks" again and tried ignoring him and focus on my cereal shopping, but he was still talking!  "they can hold three bags each!" and "you can use them for self defense too!"  (I was really tempted to challenge him on this but i thought it best to ignore him...   eventually he stopped.

    about 10 minutes later i finished my shopping.  Unfortunately there was only one line open and I had to get behind the guy in the line...   well he WAS using his hook things,  I'll give him that.  I tried to avoid eye contact since I was afraid he would try to talk to me more about his wonderful plastic handles...

    as the cashier was ringing me up,  he started again talking about the fricking handles. I couldn't believe it.  I said to the cashier "my god, he is insane!"    and finally after the second or third wonderful use out of his mouth, I finally had enough...

    I was like "what the hell is wrong with you? do you always do this when you go shopping?  harass people to buy your stupid plastic hooks?!"

    he just had the stupid grin on his face...  i was seriously tempted to punch him... 


    anyway,  i'm installing software on my new laptop....  I got it in MK tonight w/ a little help from Rosanne.  Unfortunately i had to miss Audiotraffic's show because I had to wait for them to downgrade it to XP from Vista.  :-P

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  • JoanneSanderson
    留言於2009-01-15 1:27AM [举报]
    Not easy to refrain from fists in that situation, he's got quite a nerve!
  • Etchy
     
    留言於2009-01-14 12:01AM
    blee - in HK they're much more useful than the US since people don't push the cart right up to their car's trunk in the parking lot...   but still.
  • blee
    留言於2009-01-13 11:23PM [举报]
    they sell those things on late night infomercials here in the us for like $4.99 for 3.. so it's not like his idea is even original
  • janechu
    留言於2009-01-13 2:47AM [举报]
    yea that guy sounds damn annoying... *argh*
  • AsianChick100
    留言於2009-01-12 9:42PM [举报]
    THAT is scary. and it's one of the reasons why i don't go shopping by myself at night! =/
  • kylie.kiu
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2009-01-12 5:31PM [举报]
    haha. he's just entertaining himself. don't be mad.
  • MissFong
    留言於2009-01-12 1:55PM [举报]
    that is so funny... he sure is persistent!!!! Im sure it works for some ppl. just not u :) btw nice meeting u at web wednesday!
  • wudi
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2009-01-11 11:20PM [举报]
    dude ... if i was there !!!
    he is "dead" !!! i am ganna sell my underwear to him ... :)
  • Flagday
    留言於2009-01-11 9:42PM [举报]
    I wouldn't punch a crazy guy with a hook in his hand.  Maybe that's what the crazy smile was about. He's been practicing and dying to use it in self-defense.
  • RachelP
    藝術家空間 
    留言於2009-01-11 9:35PM [举报]
    hahahaahaa damn!!

    by the way... down grading it from vista.. hahahahahahaa GO MAC.
  • rottendoubt
     
    留言於2009-01-11 4:55PM [举报]
    you missed out.  it was a nice night.
  • Etchy
     
    留言於2009-01-11 12:18PM
    Renren - thats what Patrick does,  usually in my case they don't even try.  or they speak english... so i have to pretend i don't understand english. :-P
  • elena
    留言於2009-01-11 11:12AM [举报]
    HAHHAHAHAHAaaaaaaaa
    i had never saw u mad
  • radwynn
    留言於2009-01-11 10:25AM [举报]
    uuu... It's kinda scary story if it happen to me... (>.<)
    mid-night... the super markt... only me and that strange old man...ちょっとコワいー!
  • RenRen
    留言於2009-01-11 6:22AM [举报]
    Yikes. I used to pretend that I didn't speak Cantonese so that the sales people or anyone that was trying to sell something won't bother me. I shrug and give them the I don't know what you're talking about look.

    I hope you don't bump into that guy again.
  • jasmineT
    留言於2009-01-11 4:00AM [举报]
    hope you will never see that guy in the market!
  • andy_lau_spain
    留言於2009-01-11 3:55AM [举报]
    uh...wow...really annoying...that's why I usually have my ipod on when I go out =P
  • xibanyae
    留言於2009-01-11 2:49AM [举报]
    hehe.. sounds like that standard harassment in the US when you go to your favorite bank office or car dealer ;););)
  • Etchy
     
    留言於2009-01-11 2:44AM
    i got a fujitsu S-series.   people say that Vista has a lot of 'glut' that slows down your computer...  in some cases significantly -
    http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/xp-vs-vista,1531-11.html
  • eurytheia
    留言於2009-01-11 2:34AM [举报]
    why do u want XP instead of vista?!
    vista works fine on my laptop ... which brand did u buy? :)
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