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  • Movie Review: Unbeatable/激戰

    2013-08-19 7:24PM / 會員可以看

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     Yeah.





    Dante Lam’s last film, The Viral Factor, sent me into apoplectic shock. I wasn’t disappointed; I was insulted.

    So going into Unbeatable/激戰, I was nervous.

    I had heard it was good, but I still couldn’t shake my creeping suspicion.

    I didn’t want to set my expectations too high.

    But I did want to have expectations.

    I want to like the movies I see.

    I just want to leave the cinema happy.

    Is that so wrong?

    Unbeatable/激戰 tells the stories of several very different people and their struggles.

    The most prominent stories are those of Eddie Peng and Nick Cheung’s characters.

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    Eddie Peng plays Lin Si-Qi, a young man trying to find focus and purpose in life.

    Nick Cheung is Fai, a man on the far side of life trying to distance himself from his past as well as make amends for it.

    Both of them seek their goals through participating in an MMA tournament being held in Macau.

    Eddie’s character is trying not only to focus himself but to inspire his father (Jack Kao), a failed businessman who still somehow has enough money to gamble and drink to oblivion every day.

    And not cheap paint thinner either; he’s drinking Johnny Walker black!

    Nick Cheung is also working on two fronts; he’s trying to negotiate a relationship with his emotionally wounded landlady (Mei Ting) and her feisty little girl, played by Crystal Lee.

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    I’m usually not fond of kids (unless they’re barbecued), but Crystal Lee is very entertaining and even more convincing.

    Child actors are always a gamble, but she displays a lot of assurance and skill.

    She’s almost reason enough to watch the movie all by herself.

    If she isn’t, it’s also great to see Philip Keung Ho Man as Fai’s old friend who gets him a job working at a gym. It’s a small role, but I really liked him.

    But Unbeatable/激戰 doesn’t need any help from it’s character actors.

    It looks great, and could work as a tourism board commercial for Macau.

    The cinematography was really nice, and the only time the movie was obviously video was for brief flashes during the fight scenes.

    Even so, that fit into the story because it just looked like TV coverage anyway.

    The fight choreography and the cinematography of the fights work very well together.

    I was really impressed by the fights, which looked authentic and therefore painful.

    It’s more than obvious that Eddie Peng and Nick Cheung worked really, really hard not just to get in shape but to make their fight scenes realistic.

    It worked; I flinched more than once, and I was very convinced.

    MMA rules don’t allow some of the hits shown in the film, but they are dramatically useful, and it’s just a movie.

    Andy On appears to have a lot of fun in his role as the antagonist, a cocky wrecking ball of an MMA fighter.

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    He’s very convincing in his fight scenes, as well he should be.

    You could argue there’s an anti-foreigner subtext (Andy On speaks English), but it didn’t bother me, and that’s something worth noting.

    Unbeatable/激戰 is a sports genre film that calls to mind almost every boxing or fighting movie I’ve seen, whether intentionally or otherwise; Raging Bull, The Fighter, Million Dollar Baby, Warrior, and probably others, but those are the ones I noticed the most.

    It’s not a bad thing for a film to follow genre conventions.

    Warrior was so generic I could predict the plot a mile away, but the film was acted so well it really didn’t matter.

    To a great extent, Unbeatable/激戰 succeeds in the same way.

    There are no surprises here, except that it’s such a good movie.

    The film’s climax is as obvious and expected as the fate of the ship in Titanic, but I didn’t mind.

    I can actually be pretty forgiving and easygoing; all I ask is that you entertain me.

    And Unbeatable/激戰 definitely entertained me.

    It balances comedy and drama well; the laughs are all based in very real dialogue and situations, and help make the characters very real and human.

    Nick Cheung’s acting is even more impressive than his physique.

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     And his physique is nothing to sneeze at.

    He does a fantastic job inhabiting his character, and I hope he wins an armful of awards.

    To be fair, Unbeatable/激戰 does get a bit slow in the middle, but there’s enough good acting and nice imagery that I never felt bored.

    The narrative took a pretty hefty jump at the end, but it worked within the frame of the story, and as I said I was having so much fun that I didn’t really care.

    I really enjoyed this movie, and I actually want to watch it in the cinema again without having to take notes.

    Watch this movie. You’ll be glad you did.

     

     

    Gay men and straight women are lucky; they get a big, steaming bowl of eye candy served right in the middle of a really good sports movie.

    What do straight guys get?

    Beach Spike.

  • Saturday Night's All Right For Subtitling

    2009-02-22 1:48AM / 會員可以看

    Couldn't resist the Elton John reference.

    After all, it's the one song of his that doesn't have an emetic effect on me...

    But I thought you might like to know how I spent my evening, since I didn't spend tonight OR last night at an AnD event

    Dammit.

    I spent my evening watching AV. With a friend. A male friend.

    Creepy, huh?

    Don't worry, it's for work.

    I teach Media, Sex, and Violence, and I always want my students to see something interesting.

    That's why next week I'll show them my underwear.

    I won't be wearing it at the time, don't worry.

    I mean, I'll be wearing underwear, just not the underwear I will show my students.

    Then again, maybe I won't be wearing it. It's getting warmer these days.

    Never mind that revolting tangent...

    I show my students the Scarface underwear my mother sent me for Christmas a couple years ago to show how criminality has woven itself into the popular culture. My mother lives in South Florida, where the film took place.

    The underwear have a picture of Tony Montana with the M-203 and "Say hello to my little friend!" on them.

    Thanks, Mom...

    So, as you can see, I enjoy doing weird things in class.

    I just enjoy doing weird things even without the class, but I bet you knew that.

    Then again, with a title like Media, Sex and Violence, I've got a lot of leeway.

    I show them The Untold Story/Human Meat Roast Pork Buns (
    八仙飯店之人肉叉燒包) too. It's good for them, and I show how you never really see what you think you see.

    Though you do see some pretty nasty stuff.

    Hey, it's an elective; f@#$ 'em if they can't take a joke.

    Jesus wept, where was I???

    Oh, yes, watching AV with a guy.

    I ran across a rather interesting film called "Last F@#$" which is the swan song of one Ai Himeno. I'm not kidding:


    They mage a big deal out of it being her last appearance. The kicker is the film's denouement; after having 39 (the cameraman points this out to the still-trembling Ms. Himeno) deposits ceremoniously dropped upon and within (a number she finds marvelous), she is presented with a large bouquet of roses.

    She gives a goodbye speech replete with copious tears and a runny nose, both of which she delicately removes from her face while leaving other effluents undisturbed.

    A remarkable degree of professionalism...

    She tearfully asks her fans to abuse themselves frequently with her as the inspiration, and hopes she helps them make themselves feel good.

    It's just so amazingly weird, and frankly un-erotic, and weird (I know I did)...

    I find it oddly compelling because it's actually quite touching (shut up), watching this person become very emotional and thanking everyone, and her co-workers applauding her, and the roses, and the music they use. It's not much different than a lot of tearful goodbyes we've seen from media figures before.

    But you can't get around the fact that she's just spent 40 minutes doing what she did, and that her face is still covered with 'not tears' and 'not runny nose stuff.'

    I confess, it is a brutal collision of sensibilities that I really like. Because it forces you to think about and cope with your response to it. It teaches you about yourself.

    That's why I will show my class; it will make them intellectually uncomfortable and force them to think.

    As I see it, that's my job.

    So my Japanese friend and I spent the evening subtitling the 12 minutes out of 90 that I will show. I cut out all the 'nasty bits' and we went line-by-line so that my students can learn things.

    Such as Ms. Himeno's feelings about the standout roles in her career:

    "[This company]  made a lot of 'serious dramas,' and they gave me a lot of roles. I enjoyed all of them, but the most memorable one was a version of [American TV show] 24... I don't know how many days it took to film that one... I was very into that role. So was everyone else. Our characters all worked hard to solve their problems. Because of this, the sex was very exciting."

    And the following exchange:

    CM (Cameraman): For your last scene, we want to see you masturbate!
    AH: You're so blunt!!!
    CM: You're such a good performer that you can make masturbation erotic.
    AH: Really???
    CM: This is what everyone wants to see. So could you do it a little bit?
    AH:Just like that, just start??? With my hands?
    CM:Yeah, start with your hands...

    150 grand in student loans, and I'm subtitling porn on my own time, and a Saturday night at that. Is that success I smell? Probably not.










    Not to mention that I have a nagging suspicion one of the three people I know in Japan would somehow be hurt and vaguely jealous that I didn't use one of her movies for my class. But I may still do so, because they can be educational too...
  • 50k

    2009-02-20 1:46PM / 會員可以看

    I just noticed... 50,000 visits.

    I want to thank everyone who visited my page. If this continues, my chronic and voluminous self-deprecation may no longer have as much basis in truth.

    But fear not, I am certain that it will continue apace.

    As will this ongoing lunacy that from the outside probably looks like you're seeing it through a fun-house mirror.

    To be honest, that's how the world and the vast majority of humans appear to me from in here...

    Make you a deal: You keep showing up, and I will keep trying to make my life interesting enough that you'll want to read about it. No matter what I have to do to myself, my life, my future, or most anything else.

    Because boredom is a terminal condition whose avoidance must never know any bounds whatsoever.

    I'd do it for myself anyway, but the idea of my life entertaining others has always held a special place in the rubble at the bottom of my heart.

    A good friend once told me that my memoirs won't have a dull page on them.

    I'm trying my best not to disappoint.

    All I need is an open pack of breath mints, a ball-point pen, and a AAA map of Glendale, NY. 
  • Yes, Etchy, It's Him. Errr, Her... Errrr...

    2009-02-20 11:27AM / 會員可以看

    In my previous post I included this photo of my friend Angie and her daughter Winsome.

    The photo was taken by Sidney, who is Angie's husband and Winsome's father and my good friend. Winsome is my goddaughter.

    In a comment, Etchy asked, rather un-rhetorically, "Holy crap, is that Angie?
    " I'll assume he is referencing the fact that for most of us, Angie's visage looks more like this:

    Yes, Angie played Wong Fei Hong in Iron Monkey.

    She was 14 then. She's not 14 now. That's all I will say.

    Well, she's not 42, I can say that.

    Because I am.

    But that's it.

    I don't want to get beaten soundly about the face and neck with one of my own guitars...

    So my goddaughter is a miracle of science; historically, when  Wong Fei Hong had kids, we realize it was his wife who actually carried and delivered them.  Not Winsome!!!

    Just another reason my goddaughter is extra-special.
  • Hot Bodies and a Babe

    2009-02-19 11:55PM / 會員可以看

    The professor locked himself out tonight in yet another incident showing that education and stupidity are not incapable of residing in the same skull. So his friends had to come let him into his own house.

    But he got to see his goddaughter, so it was good.

    I drive lots of women to drink when I touch them.

    "Mommy, my godfather is retarded; look at him!!!"
    Notice my t-shirt, too, by the way. Ever the role model...

    Winsome looks like that because I held her up over my head and made her cry. I didn't mean to and I feel very bad about it. I promised not to do it any more but I am not sure she believes me...

    One reason El Dopa forgot his keys was because he was in a hurry to get out and meet the Movie Night regulars for a movie.
    The film sucked rancid chicken salad out of a dead jackal's ass with a platinum straw, so I won't mention its name...

    But I will say that all too frequently these days I find myself wishing I knew the Mandarin for "Har har har!!! This film is hilarious!!!" and "What a good movie!!!" because you can tell that those are exactly the reactions the films were made to elicit, if you know what I'm saying.

    The other reason Captain Brainfart left his keys at home was because he was transfixed by two hot new bodies on his bed.

    His own, of course, not being one of them by any stretch of the imagination...

    This guitar will be getting a special paint job by a certain AnD artist who has performed the miracle of finally allowing me to 'get' art.

    This one will get a reddish stain and will be used for slide guitar and crunchy rhythms.

    Oh, and I did bring one other hot body home with me. The Golden Rock's ability to read Japanese allowed me to get my sweaty hands on a brand new copy of a certain Japanese media personality's CD that was released in 2006; he passed it to me during Movie Night. I was hoping this one had the DVD with the PV for the song, but I will just have to buy another one, I guess.


    This is the cover art. It's... inspirational. You should see the back cover, no pun intended.

    If I ever get the chance, I'll ask her to sign it "Happy 40th Birthday!" because it was released on that same day. Which likely is a lot more funny to me than you.

    And it's a lot more likely inscription than "You are painfully huge, but thanks for the ride..."

    Stay tuned, because The Lapsed Catholic, who upgraded his previously guaranteed ticket to hell by spending Christmas with a former AV star, may end up in the lounge at the top of the 747 to hell by making an iconoclastic debacle of yet another major Christian holiday. Will advise as details make themselves known.

    Pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death (said the man most likely to be cast as a jackass in a Nativity play), please.

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  • 留言於 2014-06-02 3:39AM  [举报]
    that was hilarious man! awesome stuff! (too bad is the result of terrible movies though ;) )
  • 留言於 2014-05-30 12:33PM  [举报]
    no kidding! Iceman was dreadful to watch! what a wasted opportunity to make something at least decent... now, i imagine u inside a HK movie theater screaming a good DIUUUUU and leaving in the middle of the movie! HEHEHE................
  • 留言於 2014-02-24 1:05PM  [举报]
    Oh ok. Sounds interesting..and will bear your advice in mind when the time comes!
  • 留言於 2014-02-23 9:44PM  [举报]
    Hi Sean, afraid I haven't seen that one. Thanks for the fan add btw-:)
  • 留言於 2014-02-01 9:58PM  [举报]
    康佳琪
  • 留言於 2014-01-15 7:39PM  [举报]
    Hello ! Happy New Year !!
  • 留言於 2013-11-03 11:17PM  [举报]
    Just stumbled upon your channel on youtube by pure accident, and im glad I did. And glad to see that you're a fellow AnD'er as well. There are way too few quality reviewers on HK cinema, and even fewer where I agree with 99% of what they say. Plus they are funny, without trying too hard, so that's another feather in your cap, right there:)

    I'll link your YT channel on various asian film sites, and see if we can't get you some more subscribers.

    Keep it up...

    Jay Lee
  • 留言於 2013-10-28 7:39PM  [举报]
    I'll start with the kits first thanks.
  • 留言於 2013-06-27 1:41AM  [举报]
    Great Reviews
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    留言於 2013-01-25 2:31PM  [举报]
    谢谢
  • 留言於 2012-12-26 4:43AM  [举报]
    Christmas greetings and very best wishes for a Happy New Year!
  • 留言於 2012-10-07 12:57PM  [举报]
    Hi Lora here!!! AnD name is PuMengYuMermaid, fashion blog name is TheFashionMermaid ^^
  • 留言於 2012-10-01 12:22PM  [举报]
    十一国庆节快乐
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    留言於 2012-09-19 10:19PM  [举报]
    get back in a few more days...
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    留言於 2012-08-02 5:02PM  [举报]
    OOh nice , go for it bro , decadence shall rule :) I raise my glass to you sir !!:)
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    留言於 2012-08-02 1:51PM  [举报]
    Happy Birthday !! I hope that you are Having a Blast !!
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    留言於 2012-06-17 12:18PM  [举报]
    is the weather going to be clear this afternoon? i did a late night ride last night in TST and MK, but I don't mind going again late this afternoon...
  • 留言於 2012-04-15 4:13PM  [举报]
    Oh, that's very efficient!
  • 留言於 2012-03-18 2:02PM  [举报]
    Look forward to the post about your next guitar project.
  • 留言於 2012-03-02 8:09PM  [举报]
    Nice bumping into you Sean ! :)
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