I Have to Laugh

I don't know anything about internet advertising, except that in addition to it being patently false much of the time, you can manipulate it such that you can (supposedly) tailor it to your intended audience.

Of course, that can sometimes result in absolutely hilarious juxtapositions of, in this case, prurience and hilarity.

Sounds like two British strippers, doesn't it?

Anyway, every now and then these advertisements end up in my field of vision, and they never fail to make me laugh:

Now, obviously, there's no such gwei por skanks in Central, much less some of the other places that the computer automatically generates. I think some of them don't even have any people in them, let alone these tramps: No one in Muk Min Tau is looking for a threesome. There are no nymphomaniacs in Tsz Wan Shan, and if there are they don't look like this.

But then again, maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe there really are all these white women desperate to throw their genitalia around like Frisbees in this town, which certainly reinforces the stereotype of Westerners as sex maniacs, but at least makes it gender-equal.

This is what I get for trying to find a free download of Buck O Nine's cover of "Pass the Dutchie."