I don't do this for just anyone...

But Charlyn asked and I know better than to risk making her angry...

36 Questions.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
27) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
28) Do you believe in ghosts?
29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30) Do you swear a lot?
31) Biggest pet peeve?
32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
34) Favourite and least favourite food?
35) Do you believe in God?
36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Actually, you don't have to feel obligated. My answers to these things just make me seem even more misanthropic than I already am, so repeating it a lot will just make me (more) miserable; proof below.

01) No. I'm not even in a frivolous one.
02) Didn't have one.
03) Math.
04) Non-alcoholic.
05) Karen Ann Quinlan.
06) Orientalism in Film.
07) Leo/Horse
08) 24 tattoos: arms/neck/chest.
09) Sloth.
10) Yes.
11) Tonsil hockey.
12) Pessimistic.
13) Talk to you.
14) Being me.
15) I'm right handed but shoot pool and (used to) ride skateboards left-handed.
16) No.
17) Come on in. I'll cook dinner and we can watch a movie. You can sleep on the couch if need be.
18) I haven't met some of you. But in general, positive.
19) They're annoying.
20) I'd smile more, or at least like my own picture more.
21) I'd be your conscience, but I wouldn't rat you out.
22) Blue/gray.
23) Just detained and brought in for questioning.
24) Bottle.
25) Buy my friends gifts and meals. Maybe a vacation.
27) Nashville, TN, or Dien Bien Phu, Vietnam.
28) You're asking a gweilo??? Yes.
29) Listen to, watch, or play music.
30) All the motherf@#$ing time.
31) Not doing something you tell me you will.
32) Whackjob.
33) Yes.
34) Meat; I'll eat anything that had parents and screamed when it died. Chiu Chow congee; the watery rice gruel and those slimy oysters. Yuck.
35) Yes.
36) Take my having done so as a sign of my respect for you as a friend and person.