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To: Women

This question is posed in utmost sincerity.

In all honesty, how do you want men to respond to things like this?

I know I'm not supposed to objectify women or judge them based on their appearance.

If that's the case, then what is the appropriate response to these kinds of fashion choices? Because it doesn't help.

I'm frankly baffled and slightly annoyed. Let's face it, you can't really discuss this with a woman you've never met who just happens to be wearing such things.

"Pardon me, I notice you have a suggestive adjective emblazoned across your buttocks."

"Why are you looking at my butt??? You pervert!"

Hey, I'm not the one who made my @ss into an advertising space.