Who Writes This Stuff?

I admit, this is what I get for looking to Yahoo for weather. But what do we notice in this graphic, other than the temperature being Fahrenheit?:

Why is the present temperature higher than today's high? And why is it ALWAYS like this?

Meteorology is probably the only career in which you can be chronically wrong and just throw your hands up and go "What? I was wrong..." and keep your damn job.

I always love how the Weather Channel would forecast two weeks into the future when it was clear skies. Then, when a hurricane would show up, when you NEED to know about the weather, they wouldn't even tell you the PRESENT conditions. Granted, you can stick your head out the f@#$ing window, but I think you see my point.

Know how I knew it would be hot today?

'Cause I gotta wear pants. I'll be sweating like a stripper in church.

I might have to wear pants tomorrow too. Good thing it's only gonna be 83 degrees Fahrenheit.

Like it is today.