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For all the Fantasy Sports Nerds Out There
2009-12-21 6:14PM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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This year I am playing Fantasy Basketball with a group of friends and one of my buddies is a complete newbie. I think he's pretty clueless of how to play and the value of his players and we all know it. Within a span of a month he went from 1st place to 8th place because we are all raping him for his best players. It's so great! It kinda reminds me of that scene in Disney's Cinderella after Cinderalla gets her new dress and she is super excited to meet her Prince Charming. The evil step sisters surround her, tear her string of pearls off her neck and shred her gown to pieces, leaving her weeping in the corner with her talking mice. Man how I luv taking advantage of the weak! Don't get the wrong idea though, I'm not really an evil step sister, I'm more of a fairy godmother, ha!

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moonchild72
留言於2010-01-11 9:22AM [举报]

*Imagines Boon in this kinda outfit* :)
JRS
留言於2010-01-01 5:40PM [举报]

You a fairy godmother? Oh, get outta here!!!
Jaine
留言於2009-12-25 10:18AM [举报]

fairy godmother huh
well where the hell is my Prince Charming
stop slacking on the job!!
sheesh
butter
留言於2009-12-24 10:38AM [举报]

Yeah if you're the fairy godmother, I shudder to think what the evil step sisters are like :P
Hey what's up with using a pic of a baseball fan when you're talking about basketball? This is pretty much how I picture typical Sawx fans. Go Yankees!
janechu
留言於2009-12-23 3:49AM [举报]

haha... the fairy godmother, huh? =D
路斯明
留言於2009-12-22 5:52PM [举报]

I'm playing in a couple of leagues this year too! Let me join you guys next year! I love this game.
musicnote
留言於2009-12-22 10:51AM [举报]

Remind me not to play fantasy sports with you. =P
jacishere
留言於2009-12-22 9:35AM [举报]

Aw man, that's so mean Boon :p
Seeker-09
留言於2009-12-21 11:03PM [举报]

perhaps his post name should be Piggy, like the kid that got killed & eaten at the end of Lord of the Flies haha.

you guys lol
JoanneSanderson
留言於2009-12-21 8:45PM [举报]

I'd like to say that is just completely cruel but I really can't because I used to do the same thing in Fantasy Soccer and would again given half the chance ;)

Ooh and Merry Christmas to you Boon, hope you have a great new year too.
Flagday
留言於2009-12-21 8:35PM [举报]

No disrespect to you Boon. You are just a victim of your chromosomal makeup but guys are just such a-holes. You guys play games and act purely mercenary. Not just beating someone but humiliating them too. I have been watching `The League` online and I have had to ask my son for explanations why they`re just so cruel to each other---like I am watching an anthropological study. He looks at me like he pities me for thinking that way.

OK then! Use every means possible to beat your new league member. I guess he gotta learn the ropes....so he can hang the next guy! Have fun.
saturnsshadow
留言於2009-12-21 7:17PM [举报]

Oh Jesus...what a weirdo...

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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood...
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Boon (aka King Kong Khoo) was born into poverty in the rural village of Dog Meat Taiwan, and is truly a story of rags to riches. From the beginning, Boon had a difficult childhood. His parents, trying to make ends meet, became Chinese acrobats and Boon was thrust into the circus at a very tender age. His mom was a plate spinner, his dad a human contortionist known as the Pai Gow Pretzel. Boon became a master of Chi and soon grew to be the headlining act for the circus. People came from near and far to see Wonder Weeny, the boy who could pull a busload of people with his privates.

But with all his fame and fortune came drugs, sex, and alcohol. Boon found himself spinning out of control like the plates on his mother's head. He withdrew from the fast paced life of the circus and into the world of entrapreneurship. He opened a modest business manufacturing Chinese finger cuffs. To no surprise it grew into a multi-billion dollar empire, as he became the sole supplier of Chinese finger cuffs to the world.

Boon had truly made it. Everything he touched turned to gold. Once again Boon found himself in the limelight, flying around the globe in his private jet "Finger Force 1", giving lectures at prestigious universities on finger cuffs. Even appearing of the cover of Finger Cuff Weekly while giving the finger.

But once again, tragedy struck. One cold December night would change his life forever. Sitting at home alone, Boon attempted to perform the most dangerous and often fatal of all finger cuff maneuvers, the "Stucky Stucky You Won't Be So Lucky", where one inserts all ten fingers into the finger cuff simultaneously. Even an escape artist such as Houdini could not withstand the finger cuff's mighty hold. Two days later, Boon's fingers had to be amputated and all his dreams and hopes became like the stubs on his hands that had no fingers and were stubs. Then he became a web designer.

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