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feeling random today
2007-11-09 2:12AM / 標準BLOG / ~ jokes ~ / 會員可以看
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I was looking thru some old things today... found a binder with about 8-10 pages of stuff in sheet protectors... it was my "entertainment" when I was in high school. I have a bunch of stuff in it... jokes, funny gum wrappers, drawings, comics, poems, tiny sticker pics, etc... damn, things I used to carry around at school; and I wondered why my backpack was so damn heavy... hahaa...
Too Much Coffee When...
~ You answer the door before people knock
~ People get dizzy just watching you
~ You have to watch videos in fast-forward
~ You chew on other people's fingernails
~ You ski uphill
~ You get a speeding ticket when you're parked
~ You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit
~ The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake
~ You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there
~ The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse
~ You can type sixty words per minute with your feet
~ You can jump-start your car without cables
~ You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged
~ You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them
~ Instant coffee takes too long
~ You channel surf faster without a remote
~ You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee
~ You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug
~ You outlast the Energizer bunny
~ You don't tan, you roast
~ You think CPR stands for "Coffee Provides Resuscitation"
You know when you're having a bad day when...

~ You put both contact lenses in the same eye
~ You call a suicide prevention hotline and they put you on hold
~ Your twin sister forgets your birthday
~ Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife
~ Your income tax check bounces
~ Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
~ Your wife says, "Good Morning, Bill," and your name is George
~ You accidentally put your bra on backwards and it fits better

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cassfung
留言於2007-11-18 1:26PM [举报]

I remember always putting song lyrics on the front of my binder in high school. =P
chen
留言於2007-11-09 8:07PM [举报]

hahaha!! =)
AsianChick100
留言於2007-11-09 12:26PM [举报]

lol... those "bad day" quotes are soooo funny...

i don't drink coffee =)
snowsnow
留言於2007-11-09 9:26AM [举报]

"Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
"yeah,that's awfully bad.i hope i never met.
thanks for sharing your great funny "axioms"
:-D
sirendipity
留言於2007-11-09 8:49AM [举报]

LOL, thanks for that. It's reading things like these that makes you smile during a bad day. =)
peachey
留言於2007-11-09 5:46AM [举报]

Bra fits me forwards or backwards too. haha.
butter
留言於2007-11-09 3:39AM [举报]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh. I really like the you know having a bad day when... ones esp. the last one.
dragontattoo
留言於2007-11-09 2:53AM [举报]

haha...oh I love the bra line! and the answer the door before people knock.
It's amazing what we could fit in our backpacks at school!!
Jaine
留言於2007-11-09 2:34AM [举报]

arhaha
thanks its great to start the day with a smile
that last one is hilarious =DDD

ew, biting someone else's fingernails =/

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