Boon's quiz

My answers to Boon's Quiz:

I guess I'd be good friends with the Boon-ster!

1) Have you ever spit or put something in someones food? Yes, lots of chinese hot chili oil.

2) Have you ever used someone's toothbrush to scrub the toilet and then put it back? If so who was it? Nope

3) Have you ever secretly wished for someone to fail? Oh....YES!

4) Have you ever shoplifted? What did you steal? Magazine.

5) Do you laugh when a waiter drops his plate full of food on a customer? What is your favorite thing to spill on someone? No, because I've had a beer shower once.

6) Do you enjoy watching people eat it off the ski lift? Yes, after I accidentally pushed my wife coming off a lift once.

7) If someone is running towards your elevator, do you hold the door open or close it as fast as u can in their face? A feeble attempt to keep it open.

8) Have you ever cheated on a test? I am right now.

9) When you see someone trip over something do you think, "are you ok?" or "sucks 2 be you" ? Outside- "You, OK?"...Inside-Laughing my ass off.

10) Have you ever read your little sister's diary and then posted it for all the world to see? Nope.

11) On a rainy day when you see someone standing near a big puddle, do you ever wish you had a big suv to drive by and splash them? A 5.0 mustang does the same trick. ;)

12) If you find a wallet in the street and no one is around, would you take the money? Um...YAS!

13) Do you enjoy throwing eggs at cars, houses, or people? threw a Ritz cracker at car trying to scare me...didn't have eggs at the time...so, Yes!

14) Have you ever bag snatched or smashed pumpkins during Halloween? Nope. I'm not that mean.

Now tally up your yes and nos.

If you answered "yes" to 8 or more questions, you are a royal deushbag. You and I will probably be really good friends.

If you answered no to 8 or more questions, you are probably lying.

If you answered about 6 yes's and 6 no's you are kindof a jerk but its only normal.