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I Don't Want to Clean My Room
2009-01-25 6:28AM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
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Damn it! I'm short another $200 plus in my checking account. Maintenance on a car, even when it's not a luxury vehicle, is expensive. Last week I had to pay to renew my registration and just this morning and I had have my brakes replaced. Did renewing registration always cost so much? I thought it was cheaper back in the day.

So I've been feeling pretty lousy these past two days. I'm not sick. It's allergies. Thanks to the girl that sits next to me I've been suffering the effects of her cheap perfume. Peachey suggested that I tell her nicely to lay off on the perfume, but I don't want to. I want my request to stop spritzy to come out harsh, cruel, and condescending. Is that bad of me? Probably. She called me fat the other day so I think she should thank god that I'm only going to attack with words. She obviously haven't taken a look in the mirror lately because although her arms are toned, her ass is the size of two globes with cellulite. I normally don't have problem with anyone's cellulite, but since she decided to insult me I've decided I have a problem with hers. Don't even get me started on what she's wearing. It's so bizarre and so outrageously inappropriate that I've just decided to ignore her clothes altogether. Sadly, that doesn't mean everyone else in the office had. If I got a $1.00 for every time someone ask me about her choice of wardrobe, I could've bought myself not one but two LV purses by now. She came to work on Tuesday, inauguration day, fully clothed in some type of traditional Indian wear. She's African American from NYC. Yesterday, she looked like a walking swamp, shit green and brown ruffles everywhere. I always thought New Yorkers had better fashion sense than that. I was wrong. Okay enough bashing.

So this morning while I was waiting for my brakes to be replaced (took almost 3 hours), I overheard a conversation that a barista from Starbucks was having with a marine. She asked him "so you were in Iraq?" He nodded. Then she asked "did you get shot?" He shook his head. I'm thinking...do they know each other? Then she asked "is Iran in Iraq or is Iraq in Iran? I can't ever figure it out." I looked up to see the marine shaking his head and then walk away. I'm guess his expression wasn't friendly, because she looked at me and shrugged. So I told her that "Iran and Iraq are two different countries."

I don't want to clean my room.

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Sorica7
留言於2009-01-28 10:38PM [举报]

haha.. the barista chose the wrong topic to pick up that guy... =)
butter
留言於2009-01-28 5:25AM [举报]

What an obnoxious co-worker! She definitely sounds like one who gives NYers a bad name.
JoanneSanderson
留言於2009-01-27 4:58PM [举报]

OMG the girl at starbucks!! It's surprising how many people ain't great at geography. One girl was heading to Cambridge university and she thought China was an island!

There was a line once to retort to heavy perfume wearers 'nice perfume, must you marinate in it', something needs to be said, stuff like that can really irritate your allergies.
janechu
留言於2009-01-27 2:59AM [举报]

OMG! what a conversation in Starbucks... o.O

yea I am so "done" with cleaning... *argh* I'm tired... Happy Ox Year!!!!
tinlunlau
留言於2009-01-25 9:16PM [举报]

Oh, you better give that lady some hell!
Dissing you is like dissing my taste in beautiful women (hahaha!). Do it for me, Rennie!
AsianChick100
留言於2009-01-25 4:27PM [举报]

that barista sounds dumb, no offense. =/

hmmm. doesn't sound like you and your colleague get along... regardless, cheer up! happy CNY! =)
Joanna Yang
留言於2009-01-25 11:17AM [举报]

so funny!! "2 globes of cellulite"

and RE: Iran and Iraq ROFLAO!!!! I never knew there were such ignorant ppl around........

nice to hear from you again here :)
Wildorchid
留言於2009-01-25 11:15AM [举报]

looks like somene has angered you. Be cool. Are you celebrating CNY in US? How will be CNY celebrated over there? Maintainence of vehicle is expensive now....After CNY, I'm going to change tyre & it'll cost about RM300+ for 2 tyres. I also need to change the carburator - it'll costs me some huge $$ as well. Sigh! Anyway, Happy Chinese New Year & Gong Hei Fatt Choy. Hopefully we can take more angpows this year.
HuisyG
留言於2009-01-25 7:34AM [举报]

I too spent this week getting my car checked, brakes fixed and rego renewed.

It's actually an Occupational Health and Safety rule not to spray overly scented purfume in some Australian companies. Not sure how strict this rule applies though...
peachey
留言於2009-01-25 7:28AM [举报]

Ha Ha! All this time, I thought Iran and Iraq were the SAME country! LOL. kidding!

"Your cologne reeks!"

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Super straight forward and blunt. I'm the friend that tells you that you look like sh*t at the end of a long day at work (and then I help you fix your hair)...
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Super straight forward and blunt. I'm the friend that tells you that you look like sh*t at the end of a long day at work (and then I help you fix your hair). I can be pretty intimidating, but everyone around me knows that I'm one of the nicest people they'll ever meet. I can talk to anyone, anywhere, on just about anything that comes to my mind at the moment. I'm a Cancer so I can get along with practically anyone. At this moment in life, I can say that the smartest decision I ever made was to study abroad in Hong Kong, where all I did was shop, eat, party, and travel for a year (but don't tell my parents that). I'm super addicted to girly books (I love Sophie Kinsella) and was recently tricked into reading my first romance novel(it's like porn on books). I truly believe that I am destined to be a photographer, food critic, or an event planner, but somehow landed in banking and finance. I'm an impulsive shopper (last year I bought a PSP and now it's just sitting on my book shelf). I have a passion for food and I love trying new restaurants. I once told a friend "if we weren't working together we would never be friends because you can't eat garlic." My friends appreciate food. For some odd reason (I still haven't figured out what) I have the shortest attention span when it comes to the guys I date. I can be staring at my cell phone when it rings, but I'll never pick it up. I'm addicted to buying Chinese DVDs. I'm allergic to lychee, but I eat it anyways. I can't stand pretentious people, I rather respect you for your b*tchy a**hole selves. I learned how to read and speak Mandarin by watching tv. I once told a Congressmen to get off my seat at a conference in capitol hill. I'm not on facebook.

That's all. I think.

Update 8/17/2007...just kidding...I'm on facebook now.
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