F@#$ This

I never played tennis. I refuse to believe I exercise enough or play guitar enough to blame either of them for my problem.

Isn't this hot?

I'll tell you, in Hong Kong in summer it sure as f@#$ is.

It's a compression sleeve. It's like the thing Allen Iverson wears, although the contents of mine are not worth nearly as much.

I have 'tennis elbow.' It sucks. Especially because I have no good (or cool) reason to have it.

Other than middle age, I guess.

Imagine chronic pain, not being able to pick things up, and not being able to grip things.

Speaking of which, I'm right-handed, so please leave out the onanism jokes.

Although I am getting it in my right arm too... Luckily (?), here in Hong Kong such things are easily and cheaply sub-contracted.

But never mind these tawdry digressions.

I hate getting old. I never really had any qualms about it. It just started happening a lot sooner than I expected. And it sucks.

F@#$ this.