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2007-10-17 5:17AM / 標準BLOG / 會員可以看
11個評論For those of you who were fortunate to have daughters ONLY, be glad....be very, very glad....although some of it does apply
And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like ....
1) A king size waterbed hols enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.3) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.4) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the moter is not strong enough to rotate a 42 lb boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20X 20 ft. room.5) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling gan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.6) The glass in window (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.7) When you hear the toliet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.8) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.9) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.10) Certain Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old boy.11) 'Play Dough' and 'microwave' should not be used in the same sentence.12) Super Glue is Forever!13) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.14) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.15) VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches even though TV commericals show they do.16) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.17) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noice when driving.18) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.19) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.20) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time.21) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.22) It will, however, make cats dizzy.23) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.24) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.25) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.Edit: I'm had a hard time trying to figure out whether or not to post this. Because of the fact that many people tend to lable people as pedofiles...uh..so I didn't know if some of the pictures were even appropriate or not to post. So if anyone gets offended or finds it shocking. I'm sorry but that's not my intention. (Regarding the second picture and the very last one) So please do not make a big deal out of it. Just enjoy the humor!
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